One of the marketing girls at work: http://t.co/RHAgfGIwGa

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:51:30 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew you're strange

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:48:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta protect those illegal immigrants from getting kicked out on taxpayer's nickle and dime! You GO NYC! http://t.co/GBsOtQrg6x

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 11:43:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really want to get those $1 garlic knots downstairs, but It'll be like $1.08 with tax and I don't want to break $2 and have a ton of coins

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:28:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Frankalankster: Don't be the person someone else wants you to be. They still won't like you and they'll lose respect for you. Be you. F…

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:03:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @MalJNew Believe it or not, my job tweet complaints are valid.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:01:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin: "I made a bash script to loop through a list of init scripts and kick the services that aren't started. I call it kickinit"

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:00:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Your whore mouth. Shut it

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 03:30:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus John. 30 minutes of babbling about nothing.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 03:27:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Used a business card to fix my spacebar, which was not working when pressed on the left corner because the leverage wire's jacked #LikeABoss

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 02:04:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just realized that my settings marked my images as sensitive. This is not the case, so I removed it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 09:26:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

Good guy train conductor is not only announcing all the stations, but 2-3 tourist attractions per stop. Likes to yap yap yap

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 08:51:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Perfect temp this morning. An ideal summer shouldn't get any hotter than this

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 08:20:57 AM from Twitter for Android

1:45am. Hungover. If you don't think I'm spot checking this 45yr old's work for tomorrow's maintenance, you're mistaken....

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 01:45:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Ow
My head

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 01:43:37 AM from Twitter for Android