OMG. The sketchiest ever

Sunday, July 06, 2014 07:32:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania @jstanz37 When's draft day?

Sunday, July 06, 2014 07:14:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Oops. Sorry I made fun of Africa. This Indian assed shirt doesn't glow in the dark http://t.co/QyNBdpc2EM

Sunday, July 06, 2014 05:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

OK. What kind of African fabric does Old Navy use. My shit doesn't glow in the dark? Fuck off $4 piece of shit shirt http://t.co/QbZcn4lv7r

Sunday, July 06, 2014 04:58:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I love the aunties.

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:45:16 PM from Twitter for Android

You know how I know @MalJNew is a keeper? We were at brunch and there was this girl crying alone and she talked to her. The sweetest.

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

You know your teams hit rock bottom. Just know I already cuncelled them a week ago so its fine. 2015 maybe?

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:24:14 PM from Twitter for Android

DFA Soriano? #CUNCEL

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:23:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Not a wine-o #amirite? http://t.co/iZGlffsRvb

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:06:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Fixed my cousin's dead hard drive by putting it in the freezer LIKE A BOSS. For real, that shit actually works (pending it's not an SSD)

Sunday, July 06, 2014 10:39:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

"I love when I wake up in a neighborhood that I'm going to brunch in." -@MichaelShatin

Sunday, July 06, 2014 10:20:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Space is blowing my mind

Sunday, July 06, 2014 02:10:06 AM from Twitter for Android

Holy shit. Look at the moon. Mars is like a centimeter above it.

Saturday, July 05, 2014 09:37:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Murica Day, you guys🎆 🇺🇸

Friday, July 04, 2014 04:30:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Hot dogs!? Nah, sausage and peppers @__JLu http://t.co/McWBO5bbNs

Thursday, July 03, 2014 11:56:39 PM from Twitter for Android