I'm too drunk for fuckin curve balls. the fuck
Fuckin a. Server error. This isn't supposed to happen
TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT (I put the it in there because that's what white people do)
Went to brunch all day son
My title and only job is release engineer. Only thing I'm responsible for is release. And I get shitfaced for them (by accident)
These bastards don't notice it, even though I'm acting a fill on the call
As an FYI: I am completely shitfaced and doing an production rollout
Nomz & margs (@ Pachanga Patterson - @pachangaastoria) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53c1cc88498edc9bf2a6b444?s=EzJEn5Eh8EmohqXuqMxg52fPfQQ&ref=tw
Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system."
Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts...
RT @XtinaSchelin: Accept that you will never be as excited as this guy.
Focus - Hocus Pocus: http://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI via @YouTube
Why is the whole tech industry jizzing about Android smartwatches? I like Android, but fuckin A, this isn't that cool
@__JLu @kerbear88 OMG. I remember back in the day when carriers crippled the ability for mp3s to be used as ringtones
I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE #BOOKER
@__JLu lol! Nice touch with the ID hiding
Wednesday, July 09, 2014 09:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Company got a Pluralsight license. If you think I'm doing anything other than taking as many free trainings as possible, you're mistaken
Wednesday, July 09, 2014 11:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client