I'm too drunk for fuckin curve balls. the fuck

Monday, July 14, 2014 01:18:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin a. Server error. This isn't supposed to happen

Monday, July 14, 2014 01:14:45 AM from Twitter for Android

TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT (I put the it in there because that's what white people do)

Monday, July 14, 2014 01:14:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Went to brunch all day son

Monday, July 14, 2014 12:59:18 AM from Twitter for Android

My title and only job is release engineer. Only thing I'm responsible for is release. And I get shitfaced for them (by accident)

Monday, July 14, 2014 12:57:11 AM from Twitter for Android

These bastards don't notice it, even though I'm acting a fill on the call

Monday, July 14, 2014 12:56:22 AM from Twitter for Android

As an FYI: I am completely shitfaced and doing an production rollout

Monday, July 14, 2014 12:55:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Nomz & margs (@ Pachanga Patterson - @pachangaastoria) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53c1cc88498edc9bf2a6b444?s=EzJEn5Eh8EmohqXuqMxg52fPfQQ&ref=tw

Saturday, July 12, 2014 08:02:16 PM from foursquare

Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system."

Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts...

Friday, July 11, 2014 05:24:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @XtinaSchelin: Accept that you will never be as excited as this guy.
Focus - Hocus Pocus: http://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI via @YouTube

Thursday, July 10, 2014 02:39:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is the whole tech industry jizzing about Android smartwatches? I like Android, but fuckin A, this isn't that cool

Thursday, July 10, 2014 01:22:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @kerbear88 OMG. I remember back in the day when carriers crippled the ability for mp3s to be used as ringtones

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, July 10, 2014 11:59:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE #BOOKER

Thursday, July 10, 2014 10:52:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu lol! Nice touch with the ID hiding

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, July 09, 2014 09:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Company got a Pluralsight license. If you think I'm doing anything other than taking as many free trainings as possible, you're mistaken

Wednesday, July 09, 2014 11:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client