DFA Soriano? #CUNCEL
Not a wine-o #amirite? http://t.co/iZGlffsRvb
Fixed my cousin's dead hard drive by putting it in the freezer LIKE A BOSS. For real, that shit actually works (pending it's not an SSD)
"I love when I wake up in a neighborhood that I'm going to brunch in." -@MichaelShatin
Space is blowing my mind
Holy shit. Look at the moon. Mars is like a centimeter above it.
Saturday, July 05, 2014 09:37:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy Murica Day, you guys🎆 🇺🇸
Hot dogs!? Nah, sausage and peppers @__JLu http://t.co/McWBO5bbNs
Thursday, July 03, 2014 11:56:39 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito I don't like the Galaxy line. End of summer, wait for a Moto X+1 or get an iPhone 6
Just got a text from my boss "You're fired"
Good. Don't get my hopes up.
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 08:51:48 PM from Twitter for Android
After visiting Spotify's office, I officially work at a shithole
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 06:20:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Who is this Clownface emailing my boss. We don't even know this guy. http://t.co/CjLFDqziih
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 05:35:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
The Yankees fuckin suuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 04:27:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
VIP here. Beers were ready for me upon arrival so enjoyyyy (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53b43c6e498ecb9aeb9312ed?s=UYB2AzW52Clrnq-Pj-avpxaeOHo&ref=tw
Speaking of Jay, gotta love his Chinese Wisdom http://t.co/EbJ2RZZCrd
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:31:40 AM from Twitter Web Client