I just whistled an invented guitar solo riff to Oye Como Va. Come at me
I didn't think it would be that hard to see Sam walking away but somehow it was. Fuckin a man.
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything but when a fly ass ex coworker texts you this, ya gotta feel some kinda awesome http://t.co/JO57kOWvjw
"D.A.T.A.Z.Z.D.O.E" (DAT ass tho)
Thursday, June 26, 2014 10:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android
This cocksucker waiter took away the giant jenga blocks from me. Are you serious?
Thursday, June 26, 2014 10:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Black keys are on so I'm taking a shot. Not their pussy ass new album tho. Good old shit
Thursday, June 26, 2014 09:41:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Sam's leaving g. My company is now fucked hard. In the ass
Thursday, June 26, 2014 09:40:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Wench. Stop talking to the other fuckin bartender and bring me beers
Thursday, June 26, 2014 08:26:26 PM from Twitter for Android
IMA star son http://t.co/hYZS5QGLnD
Thursday, June 26, 2014 08:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo Dwight. Lemmie get some sliders
Thursday, June 26, 2014 07:59:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I almost just broke a tooth biting a bottle of tequila. No comment
Thursday, June 26, 2014 06:33:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Tonight is Sam's going away party. This is going to get reaaaaaallllll sloppy. If I pee on you, I apologize in advance.
Am kinda bummed that I can't flash the dev preview of Android L on my 2012 Nexus 7.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 02:50:46 PM from Twitter for Android
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash
In case you're interested in how i fixed what I was bitchin about before, https://t.co/7guW2Ltw9W