Cue the wheelchair for this wedding...
Cuncel game 5
This Coors Light tastes like Mexican sweaty chlorine pool water
The fuck is it possible to be that bad on the power play?
This old bitch singing is pretty shitty
My boy Pat is a degenerate. Regarding the server maintenance, he sent the best email. "they're like fuck that noise" http://t.co/cgBdX3jxvS
Chillin yo
I make the worst mojitos in all of the land. Mojito. What. I don't think it's a gay drink.
Fucking Time Warner. I logged in on your ISP assholes, you can't even detect me? http://t.co/wwb38JCGwu
If you're gonna play Creed at the bar, at least play My Own Prison. Not gonna lie, songs not bad.. #barstoolconfessions
Who's the dick who is trolling the jukebox with Creed? 3 in a row now...
RT @KFCBarstool: If you don't send a girl a picture of your dick in a hot dog bun this holiday weekend, you're doing it wrong.
Let me kick it to you a little something like this: I'd rather be a subway performer than to work in this corporate assed startup
https://t.co/FOuHmCUUd1 This is a good read about why everything is broken and sucks
"Not that I'm promoting prostitution, but I'm promoting prostitution and stripping." -@MalJNew
Wednesday, May 21, 2014 07:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android