Idk how I got this drunk without trying

Sunday, May 18, 2014 03:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Sunday, May 18, 2014 03:30:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. Drunk texted my boss today...

Sunday, May 18, 2014 01:44:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm asleep and its 9pm whack #ICantHang hijacked by @dannyrob88 ha @Waspito http://t.co/IubNpLaDmh

Saturday, May 17, 2014 09:01:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I drank way too much and I still have a headband in that's purple.

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:28:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Eheyyy Joe Vinny Chris Y Tom

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:08:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm in a room full of guineas and the Italian slag going on is cracking me up.

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:03:49 PM from Twitter for Android

If you're Italian, you call your mother, Ma, right? I mean heyyyyyy ohhhh!

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:00:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm now fucked up

Saturday, May 17, 2014 02:54:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. We just did a lit of fireball

Saturday, May 17, 2014 02:37:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken bar glass #1 of the day. Live errr day like it's your last

Saturday, May 17, 2014 02:12:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Nurrrrrseeeeeee. Bring me.more.mimosas

Saturday, May 17, 2014 01:28:27 PM from Twitter for Android

"We were talking about blowing up hymens. Get on our level" -@MalJNew

Saturday, May 17, 2014 01:24:47 PM from Twitter for Android

You're jelly of my fly headband selfie. PS o hay accidental smokeshow in the background.... http://t.co/Y2zzohBgj3

Saturday, May 17, 2014 01:11:33 PM from Twitter for Android