Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@MalJNew I'd hit that

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Ace of base is on. My life is fantastic

Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers

RT @BarstoolJJ: .@PaulONeillYES loves picking on @RealMichaelKay and I love it.

Fuckin put on Toto

My boys Vinny Pat and Freddy are degenerates. The hookers are on the way

Jesus don't know about Booker RT @Pontifex There is never a reason to lose hope. Jesus says: “I am with you until the end of the world”.

Our suits really managed to improve the joint in a year. #NOT http://t.co/0fNa0D2sxq

How my boy got green screen pics of our executive assistant is beyond me. All I know is that these would make baller 404 and 500 error pages

Dude. That's the biggest tap handle I've ever seen. You can't even deep throat that shit

I forgot Derick was out with us. Guess he's tryin to bang the Magic Hat promo girl

"I wouldn't piss down his throat if his heart was on fire" @XtinaSchelin

Morons over at Foursquare question my supreme QA skills. Clear my cache and cookies bro? Really? READ THE TICKET http://t.co/rIecwJakFx

This heat bullshit needs to end. Is it fall yet (isn't even summer). Moving to Alaska

Just tried to change the category of my company on Foursquare from Tech Startup to Circus. Let's see if another superuser approves