And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if...
Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times
Edgar is fly as fuck right now http://t.co/efFZUWj5v3
So if your gf has the hots for another girl, a threesome is acceptable, right?
Hobbs is trying to fuck Renninger. Guaranteed.
"Can you do some music over this, instead of our voices" https://t.co/3n8s8YqjeS
It smells like menthol cigarettes and Chinese food
@ky9 worse than the MTA
Our regular bartender just gave me a Jolly Rancher before I went back to the office. You know, so I don't reek of booze.
Our CTO doesn't understand why we shouldn't do a tier 2 firewall installation the same night as a major rollout </facepalm> #dumbass
If you spell Michelle with one L, you're an asshole
REG DELETE /y HKLM\Software\Policies\Google Ya fuckin cocksuckers
IT is now pushing corporate policies to change my chrome homepage, and it's corrupting my profile daily. Time to move along.
@portfolioso I lost
Thursday, April 24, 2014 08:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android