Tanaka with the base hit. Digging it

Wednesday, May 14, 2014 09:58:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone needs to run McGivern over with a bulldozer

Wednesday, May 14, 2014 04:50:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

This meeting tho http://t.co/Dtf9yP0LHx

Wednesday, May 14, 2014 04:46:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

[10:57:24 AM] CLICK CLICK BOOM
[10:57:35 AM] that song is the anthem of our platform

Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:57:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get a load of this piece of shit Yankee team

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 08:40:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Nuno you fuckin amateur hour. If my team wasn't the fuckin hospital team, maybe we wouldn't suck balls and lose to los mets

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 08:14:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Old man Jeter can't get the job done

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 08:05:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 I've seen a woman use a stroller with the kid in it to hold the door open. I was rooting for Darwinism. Sadly, all parties lived

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 07:38:08 PM from Twitter for Android

FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS I SUCK AT MY FUCKING JOB.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 05:00:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, shuttin off DNS

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:25:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else ever roll prod code directly from the shitter? #TMI? Basically how I feel about this place. ;)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 08:29:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: Serious question...will the Yankees ever beat the Mets again? Ever?

Monday, May 12, 2014 11:36:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense

Monday, May 12, 2014 08:46:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less.

Monday, May 12, 2014 04:51:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Do not fuck with mama geese. Biddies are batshit crazy. Almost attacked me going 20 on my bike. Not hurting your kids bro, chill

Monday, May 12, 2014 02:53:16 PM from Twitter for Android