RT @KFCBarstool: Michael Kay with the worst joke in the history of baseball broadcasting https://t.co/lqSL2czzkI
Thursday, April 17, 2014 07:22:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Mohammed: "My long grain basmati rice is best in world. Is from Afghanistan"
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 09:44:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Trabajar y mejorar, y cura tu cabesa
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android
If the Yankees don't sweep the Cubs, I I'm going to cuncel them.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @chisoxbarstool: Lol cubs
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:08:36 PM from Twitter for Android
The Cubs are SO bad... They're like me in little league.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:04:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at the bar. This is a fuckin sausagefest assed ladies night...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 07:40:45 PM from Twitter for Android
It's very apparent that these fuckers don't trust me any more and will hardly let me touch production
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 04:01:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gassy as a bastard
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 03:42:45 PM from Twitter Web Client
FIREFOX IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 02:36:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 09:27:15 AM from Twitter for Android
THE MTA DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE: http://t.co/vdtUMs1epp
I just watched the most horrifying sandy vagina commercial... It is not on Youtube, or else I'd troll everyone with it...
Its fucking cloudy. Wanted to see the lunar eclipse tonight
I've got a sweatshirt and sweatpants in. And dress shoes. And I'm on the train. Idgaf