@__JLu I played Gold in 6th grade so I know some up to 250, but not many of them

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Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:31:06 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: On a hump day bitchface? http://t.co/NjxZyCtpZ9

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:23:45 PM from Twitter for Android

No offense because I'm sure she's a nice girl, but Gabe's girlfriend looks like that Pokémon Snubbull

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Reviewing our "standard operating procedures" written by this suit asshole who doesn't understand tech. A bunch of rubbish bullshit. F-

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 10:23:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

This meeting is horseshit

Tuesday, May 06, 2014 01:25:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Cockiest signature ever, said no one ever: "Sent from my Windows Phone. Which is better than your iPhone." Except I work with this dude...

Tuesday, May 06, 2014 09:38:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our systems such a piece of shit, I have a buddy on support that just renames un deletable services to z do not book

Monday, May 05, 2014 11:26:54 PM from Twitter for Android

z_Do_Not_Book

Monday, May 05, 2014 11:25:36 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu lemmie call Bob Johnson. He'll outbid that bastard.

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Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:43:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu no worries abusers... I have the same inability to code. But b/c we're baller tech mob bosses, we know it all so it doesn't matter.

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Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:36:49 PM from Twitter for Android

But I appreesh, bro

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over/under @__JLu has a python script to auto favorite my tweets? Not even possible how quickly they're read and favorited.

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:28:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Pls explain how I just shit out corn kernels I ate 4 hours ago...

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:25:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Hipsters with iPhones are bullshit because if they didn't conform with society, they'd have a phone no one else the fuck has. So blow me.

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:13:41 PM from Twitter for Android

What pisses me off is fuckin hipsters with iPhones. iPhones are mainstream. This is the shit that isn't: http://t.co/IWKNRSi5fq

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:12:04 PM from Twitter for Android