"How do I go about creating more space/compressing the C drive?" -Actual support ticket. Yes. We'll just create extra HD sectors out of air

Monday, April 28, 2014 05:27:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Interviewed a guy and asked him to compare F5 and A10 load balancers. "A10 isbetter because it is 5 more and an A is better than an F"

Monday, April 28, 2014 03:33:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Take Ray Bans out of case. Frame is cracked in two and the lens fell out. Happy Monday to you also, cunts

Monday, April 28, 2014 10:33:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

If you ask me a question the second I walk in before I'm settled, or Skype me within the first 5 minutes I'm here, you're a fuckin asshole

Monday, April 28, 2014 09:14:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

All corruption....

Saturday, April 26, 2014 09:20:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Robertson is my homeslice

Saturday, April 26, 2014 04:14:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Having a religious experience via root beer float with @MalJNew

Saturday, April 26, 2014 01:53:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, if the toilet is clogged at work, wasn't me maybe

Friday, April 25, 2014 11:54:28 PM from Twitter for Android

And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if...

Friday, April 25, 2014 10:32:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Pistol grip pump in my lap at all times

Friday, April 25, 2014 10:08:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Bitches http://t.co/JjSTFAd09g

Friday, April 25, 2014 08:46:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Edgar is fly as fuck right now http://t.co/efFZUWj5v3

Friday, April 25, 2014 08:38:17 PM from Twitter for Android

So if your gf has the hots for another girl, a threesome is acceptable, right?

Friday, April 25, 2014 07:56:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Hobbs is trying to fuck Renninger. Guaranteed.

Friday, April 25, 2014 07:53:43 PM from Twitter for Android

"Can you do some music over this, instead of our voices" https://t.co/3n8s8YqjeS

Friday, April 25, 2014 06:56:17 PM from Vine for Android