@__JLu Problem is, this Twitter is private, so HBO can't see how batshit crazy I am
Tuesday, April 08, 2014 06:49:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Yankee home opener and I'm fixing fucking config files because PMs are useless and suck at life
This isn't even fair. Exec chef at NYY Steak just cooking steaks at 9:45 am for the Good Day crew... http://t.co/80tJuVHRNy
I'm hungover. It's 10PM
Saturday, April 05, 2014 09:59:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Phone keeps fuckin rebooting. Fuck off
Saturday, April 05, 2014 03:11:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin hate Texiera. Never did anything useful for Yanks. Always hurts his pussy and gets paid for being on the DL. Get the fuck off my team
Saturday, April 05, 2014 03:02:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh. Blue jays are wearing blue...... Next bar TV colors were accurate
Saturday, April 05, 2014 02:30:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Just checked my own ass out in the mirror. It's a good ass.
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:28:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, why are the fucking BLUE Jays wearing green uniforms?
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:20:51 PM from Twitter for Android
21 year old Jeter would've made that play...
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:20:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Four days into the season, texiera pulled his vagina muscle. Again. I called it. Weak motherfucker
Saturday, April 05, 2014 07:23:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not...
I'd like you to think about how ridiculous this statement is: "A Mexican with an ass fupa carrying a large bag of live chickens."