In Newwwwww Yorkkkkkj. Concrete jungle where all our trains deraiiiilllll
JLaw yacked in Madonna's house, got told to get it together by Miley and smelled Bradd Pitt. I am fine with these antics
Just Marked Dakota Roadhouse closed on Foursquare. It's a sad day.
This new Foursquare company strategy is fucking bullshit. This will kill the whole platform, guaranteed: http://t.co/YwTkeao5J1
@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Ima sneak this bud light outta the bar, you guys
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android
They didn't call me Joe Spanky in college for nothin' you guys
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:34:41 PM from Twitter for Android
The owner of this bar reminds me of that dude from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the hairy back
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:04:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit. Am I on call tonight?
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:54:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load a this old fuck at bikini bar. Guys like bald and 65 mackin it on the bikini bartenders
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android
This bikini bartender is what you call a "thick girl"
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Stop smoking fuckin cigarettes @MalJNew
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:29:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Best. Photobomb. Ever. http://t.co/lwIu8XtLfx
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:58:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This motherfucker is on call if the system shits the bed and will be going to bikini bar next.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:51:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin Flyers. I hate Philly. And Philly Meg
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:40:51 PM from Twitter for Android