Place is so fucked. @MalJNew takes one sick day and we're at a standstill on the grounds that SUITS DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING #FeelBetter
You can't even begin to describe how fucking shitty my fantasy baseball team is
I am at a KFC in the hood and they have bulletproof glass. I need to reevaluate my life.
Saturday, March 22, 2014 11:28:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd pay hundreds for White Castle right now
Saturday, March 22, 2014 11:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android
In the BK rowdyy
Saturday, March 22, 2014 10:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure the only reason I still work where I do is because I know the Yanks are winning the series and I'm going to the fuckin parade.
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:51:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Nate's inviting the fucked up ass chick back. Yeah buddy get it
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:21:08 PM from Twitter for Android
For real. This chicks almost got @JenSelter's ass but those clothes make it look awful
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Been drinking for 3 days straight. Cousin's kids baptism is tomorrow. Will definitely have the shits
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:06:59 PM from Twitter for Android
As an expert on the female ass, I 109% want to point out that this chicks ass is borderline deformed
Saturday, March 22, 2014 07:21:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Fact: My girlfriend had to be black in a past life
This is bullshit https://t.co/MVKu0v87Ac
New blog post: If You Let Your Son Bring a My Little Pony Backpack to School, You Deserve to be Sterilized http://bit.ly/OExSRH
Friday, March 21, 2014 10:07:25 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm cracking up that Niraj flirted with a gay to get Russian perks. Legit gave his cell, too.
I get goosebumps when the bassline thumps