I'm mad fucked up... hhhh

Saturday, April 12, 2014 10:43:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

solamente tweetar en español

Saturday, April 12, 2014 10:38:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dos leños por la manana, dos lenos al anochecer

Saturday, April 12, 2014 10:28:13 PM from Twitter for Android

En el otro lado es donde vivi. Con me hijta que se llama Mixie

Saturday, April 12, 2014 08:49:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Saturday, April 12, 2014 08:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android

That's why we drink Tanqueray, so I can reminisce

Saturday, April 12, 2014 06:36:13 PM from Twitter for Android

They had to hold me back because I kept wanting g to photo bomb the news

Saturday, April 12, 2014 06:09:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Just accidentally walked into that crime scene in Astoria where some 86 yr old killed his daughter and dog. I mean come on. Who kills a dog?

Saturday, April 12, 2014 06:07:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Yep. Booze is kicking in. Tweets may get cray soon

Saturday, April 12, 2014 05:21:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This pasty assed mother fucker will be up on the roof, tanning.. UV index is 6, son

Saturday, April 12, 2014 11:40:07 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees are a mediocre assed team...

Friday, April 11, 2014 10:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

If you ever have to work with SQL Server Integration Services, kindly kill yourself. This technology is BULLSHIT

Friday, April 11, 2014 05:51:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

ear secks tho: https://t.co/7h4diKvqrA

Friday, April 11, 2014 04:56:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Useful fucking error message, @Microsoft. Tells me exactly what's wrong http://t.co/xfH1xEz0En

Friday, April 11, 2014 04:17:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Apparently, that error means that my password was too long. Fucking assholes

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 11, 2014 04:34:37 PM from Twitter Web Client