Hahahbdndksn,hjxmdhekcn YANKEES!!! #YeahJeets
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 07:06:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 "I want to spend some time today to tell you a little bit about Jogues, an extraordinary man!"
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 05:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I am walking around the office drinking water out of a a wine glass because fuck it, why not.
It's a grand day! Happy Yankee season!
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:29:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Leili is addicted to fins dick juice just like Selena is addicted to the biebs dick juice
Kfc delivered. I am now a black.
I'm diagnosing myself with lung cancer in 2065
Correction. They're 130% fucking. Guaranteed
Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:56:41 PM from Twitter for Android
This product guy Shrek here needs to chill
Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:53:43 PM from Twitter for Android
So are fin and leili fucking?
Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:37:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Verizon Wireless is doing all my fuckin calls
Saturday, March 29, 2014 10:04:53 PM from Twitter for Android
OMG dropping. I'm a hot mess@portfolioso
Saturday, March 29, 2014 10:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I think it's the zombie apocalypse out there, you guys
Saturday, March 29, 2014 09:50:13 PM from Twitter for Android
There's some voodoo shit going on with these phones..
Saturday, March 29, 2014 09:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android
.@BobSaget is a real sick fuck. @portfolioso is a real sick fuck