I've informed the pilot not to turn off our plane's transponder.
Thursday, March 13, 2014 09:09:50 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Thank god for Thowback Thursday or i would have forgotten how much I hated you the first time you posted that picture.
Thursday, March 13, 2014 08:19:44 PM from Twitter for Android
McGivern: Shut your whore mouth
Thursday, March 13, 2014 03:33:10 PM from Twitter for Android
McGivern is the only dick standing in the way of my 3 day weekend
Thursday, March 13, 2014 02:40:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I've beyond mailed it in over at this here Booking establishment
Thursday, March 13, 2014 12:36:15 PM from Twitter for Windows
F that noise. Glad I don't have to deal with this BS: RT @briandonathan Grand Central Terminal. #EastHarlemExplosion http://t.co/OYWxRU6aBV
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 05:46:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
When we make a one line bugfix in our app: http://t.co/A1ECzqnbhl
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 05:44:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
This client can 100% suck a fucking dick
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 04:43:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
My credit card has been at the bar since Saturday. I need to reevaluate my life.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:07:44 AM from Twitter for Windows
Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 09:15:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da release
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 08:25:59 AM from Twitter for Android
The chick in the Cohen's fashion optical ads is 100% dtf
My grandma hasn't stopped making fun of me since I walked in after I confused cucumbers and zucchini.
A la la la la long
I'm wasted