For real. This chicks almost got @JenSelter's ass but those clothes make it look awful

Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Been drinking for 3 days straight. Cousin's kids baptism is tomorrow. Will definitely have the shits

Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:06:59 PM from Twitter for Android

As an expert on the female ass, I 109% want to point out that this chicks ass is borderline deformed

Saturday, March 22, 2014 07:21:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Fact: My girlfriend had to be black in a past life

Friday, March 21, 2014 08:57:28 PM from Twitter for Android

This is bullshit https://t.co/MVKu0v87Ac

Friday, March 21, 2014 08:15:25 PM from Vine for Android

New blog post: If You Let Your Son Bring a My Little Pony Backpack to School, You Deserve to be Sterilized http://bit.ly/OExSRH

Friday, March 21, 2014 10:07:25 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm cracking up that Niraj flirted with a gay to get Russian perks. Legit gave his cell, too.

Friday, March 21, 2014 02:34:04 AM from Twitter for Android

I get goosebumps when the bassline thumps

Friday, March 21, 2014 02:00:04 AM from Twitter for Android

1:33am and I just put chicken in the oven. Beyond batshit crazy

Friday, March 21, 2014 01:34:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Awww. Special Mike's wife was the most awesome

Friday, March 21, 2014 12:42:42 AM from Twitter for Android

"I'm fuckin stellar as fuck" -@BadPointer

Friday, March 21, 2014 12:06:30 AM from Twitter for Android

The waiter flat out wants to bang Niraj. He's working it reallll good for discounts #RussianNight

Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:18:37 PM from Twitter for Android

"Is this half? We have full drinks in Italy"

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:53:14 PM from Twitter for Android

"The waiter told me we weren't allowed to bring our own vodka. But it's okay. I told him he was good looking" -Niraj

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:22:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio and I can't stop talking about balls

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android