For real. This chicks almost got @JenSelter's ass but those clothes make it look awful
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:11:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Been drinking for 3 days straight. Cousin's kids baptism is tomorrow. Will definitely have the shits
Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:06:59 PM from Twitter for Android
As an expert on the female ass, I 109% want to point out that this chicks ass is borderline deformed
Saturday, March 22, 2014 07:21:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Fact: My girlfriend had to be black in a past life
This is bullshit https://t.co/MVKu0v87Ac
New blog post: If You Let Your Son Bring a My Little Pony Backpack to School, You Deserve to be Sterilized http://bit.ly/OExSRH
Friday, March 21, 2014 10:07:25 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I'm cracking up that Niraj flirted with a gay to get Russian perks. Legit gave his cell, too.
I get goosebumps when the bassline thumps
1:33am and I just put chicken in the oven. Beyond batshit crazy
Awww. Special Mike's wife was the most awesome
"I'm fuckin stellar as fuck" -@BadPointer
The waiter flat out wants to bang Niraj. He's working it reallll good for discounts #RussianNight
Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:18:37 PM from Twitter for Android
"Is this half? We have full drinks in Italy"
Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:53:14 PM from Twitter for Android
"The waiter told me we weren't allowed to bring our own vodka. But it's okay. I told him he was good looking" -Niraj
Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:22:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Gio and I can't stop talking about balls
Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android