Verizon 4G. Now faster than Time Warner http://t.co/dNy2egHIz1

Monday, March 03, 2014 01:41:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck

Sunday, March 02, 2014 09:25:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Ellen DeGeneres' eyes scare the living shit out of me

Sunday, March 02, 2014 08:57:53 PM from Twitter for Windows

McGivern will be on my rollout call tonight. I just died a little inside. No one likes you, cunt muscle.

Sunday, March 02, 2014 03:27:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner

Saturday, March 01, 2014 08:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android

WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:42:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:41:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:38:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:35:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:35:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Got an AJ Burnett #34 Yankee Jersey couple years back as a groomsman gift. Guy sux. Now, McCann's got that number. ENJOYYYYYY #Winning

Saturday, March 01, 2014 02:36:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking foursquare is down

Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:01:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Had Mexican for lunch and dinner yesterday. Needless to say, this has been tweeted from the shitter.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 10:20:22 AM from Twitter for Android

The most epic niddhog battle between @SonicBlur23 and the Munz

Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:58:44 AM from Twitter for Android