Bacon, eggs and Jameson

Saturday, March 15, 2014 11:42:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Booker loves the CAC http://t.co/NyORqHNxpK

Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:58:43 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 8:30 am and I'm going on a mimosa run. I need to reevaluate my life

Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:38:44 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm still drunk RT @BarstoolJJ My phone is covered in Fireball and @chisoxbarstool is on my couch. How's your life?

Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:37:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I may or may not have gotten drunk and wrote nasty shit about McGivern on the chalkboard in the bar bathroom

Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:42:19 AM from Twitter for Android

For real. Whoever farted in here, it wasn't me. I know I'm a flatulent motherfucker, but it wasn't me. Ya heard?!

Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:15:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck'em http://t.co/inLInICh6k

Friday, March 14, 2014 11:33:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Accidentally got drunk in Chicago. Capone sent me.

Friday, March 14, 2014 11:21:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Hay

Friday, March 14, 2014 11:11:16 PM from Twitter for Android

"You have the bladder of an infant" -sooozyq to Eric

Friday, March 14, 2014 11:08:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I might be wasted

Friday, March 14, 2014 10:46:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ Mal. You just ordered our 3rd pitcher of margs?

Friday, March 14, 2014 10:44:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm in Chicago during the wrong time period. I wanna hang with Johnny Torrio and Al Capone

Friday, March 14, 2014 10:30:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Did I just get roofied?

Friday, March 14, 2014 10:27:39 PM from Twitter for Android