My middle school R&B playlist is straight up fire flames http://t.co/LA4f67Fp9J
Friday, February 14, 2014 01:06:14 AM from Twitter for Windows
RT @KFCBarstool: Alright it ain't allowed to be snowing and sleeting along with thunder and fucking lightning. Enough is enough.
Thursday, February 13, 2014 09:35:15 PM from Twitter for Windows
@XtinaSchelin I've increased the 10.0 release dumpster fire status from red hot to white hot
Thursday, February 13, 2014 02:44:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's fucking Nigeria. This is not shocking: http://t.co/EpeeUhdxRF
Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:50:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
The snows have begun!
Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:41:25 AM from Twitter for Windows
The piece of shit 4/5 isn't running
Wednesday, February 12, 2014 07:04:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Basically, the CEO sounded like a Masshole talking about cock
Wednesday, February 12, 2014 06:42:30 PM from Twitter for Windows
Couldn't take the CEO and CFO seriously in my company meeting. Kept talking about CAC (customer acquisition cost).
Wednesday, February 12, 2014 06:42:15 PM from Twitter for Windows
I'm on a one way trip to Struggle City
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 08:13:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I just got back to my desk cunts. Let me catch up for a sec before you line up. #fuckoff
Tuesday, February 11, 2014 02:01:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
There's a 100% chance this Russian is not naïve. No one can accidentally be that overtly sexual. Its not the language barrier.
Monday, February 10, 2014 11:13:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I hope whoever is responsible for these delays gets electrocuted on the third rail or run over by a train; whichever is slower/more painful
Monday, February 10, 2014 06:46:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick
Monday, February 10, 2014 06:38:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I sat in meetings all day today.
Monday, February 10, 2014 05:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android