Let's go to the 11103

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:32:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PM from Twitter for Android

This band is fuckin awesome. I hate drinking and frat bars and I'm thoroughly enjoying this

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Which one of you cocksuckers wanna get me a beer

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:12:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not joking about this band

Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:51:41 PM from Twitter for Android

This cover band is sick. Covering 90s rock. They're hired for my wedding. Whenever that may be.

Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:41:01 PM from Twitter for Android

This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions.

Thursday, March 06, 2014 08:20:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Whole making a jerking off motion, I just accidentally elbowed the waitress

Thursday, March 06, 2014 07:39:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I hope this place burns to the ground

Thursday, March 06, 2014 04:34:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at a loss for words how disrespectful and awful this guy is.

Thursday, March 06, 2014 02:37:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

NO WONDER THE INTERNET SUCKED HERE. 1980s wiring and like 10 splitters

Wednesday, March 05, 2014 02:17:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is some lightning storm I tell you... ⚡ ⚡

Wednesday, March 05, 2014 12:25:06 AM from Twitter for Android

Betcha $20 this hood chick's name is Sharkesha.

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 10:19:09 PM from Twitter for Android

This fucking R train should pull out of Queens plaza instead of waiting for two fucking Es

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 09:34:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Yup. Had to have photo evidence of my last tweet. Sorry for the blurry. Zoomed to the max, creeper style http://t.co/uKCJrdHMzz

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 08:44:46 PM from Twitter for Android