Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My beard is excellent. Need the red and black lumberjack (with the hat to match) #biggie

Colin, stop talking to me about actual work. I'm trying to use company time to work on a side project.

Colin, shut the fuck up

On our lockscreen, all you have to do is view source, find the unlock function and enter it in JS console. VALIDATE IT ON BACKEND ASSHATS

Puppies are cute tho

I'm batshit crazy

Unbelievably hot on this train. Gotta turn that heat all the way up in honor of #MLK We're not wearing winter coats or anythig

Just realized that my part of the office is a sausagefest... #frontend and #sysops.

I am now in a Twitter fight with @waspito. We are fighting over Jennifer Lawrence.

Sorry Mal. Gonna go see my gf Jennifer in American Hustle tonight.

There ya go man. Keep as cool as you can

Guy with the harmonica singing piano man is gonna pull in mad pussy even though he's ugly and bald as fuck.

This gentleman singing Like a Virgin at karaoke must be missing his testicles. Thought a woman was singing. Pretty good tho

Such a narcissist. Just looked at my reflection in a tap handle and couldn't get over how fuckin hot I am