Maybe this incident will finish McGivern off. Don't think his ticker can withstand another outage.
Monday, January 13, 2014 05:26:39 AM from Twitter for Android
I could've at least fixed the fuckin problem in my sleep instead of our fucking system being down for hours
Monday, January 13, 2014 05:25:57 AM from Twitter for Android
Let me just reiterate the severity: Got up, turned on my light and computer, put in my VPN pin+token id. Went back to bed. Woke up confused.
Monday, January 13, 2014 05:19:22 AM from Twitter for Android
I think I just sleep-worked on production... Woke up to 20 mins worth of alerts, light on and my VPN was connected. THE FUCK
Monday, January 13, 2014 05:10:44 AM from Twitter for Android
I have an unhealthy obsession with Jennifer Lawrence
Sunday, January 12, 2014 07:41:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Been out drinking since like 11am. Am I a pussy if I just wanna go home and chill the most?
Saturday, January 11, 2014 08:09:05 PM from Twitter for Android
I waited on Joan Jett. She had a Jameson neat.
Saturday, January 11, 2014 04:08:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Stripes are so hot. I ruin girls wearing stripes
Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:42:09 PM from Twitter for Android
"It was just jimmy page's birthday. Let's do a shot for him my page" -Santino
Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:35:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Foo Fighters and whiskey at Watering. Legit + Netta
Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:31:32 PM from Twitter for Android
In NEwwww Yprkkkkkkk. Concrete jungle where trains never get you where you need to go. There's smoke conditions and delaysssssssssssss
Saturday, January 11, 2014 02:10:52 PM from Twitter for Android
"I got hit by a car once. It was my friend. As a joke. It wasn't fun" -Santino
Saturday, January 11, 2014 01:39:11 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew
Saturday, January 11, 2014 01:00:35 PM from Twitter for Android
"Isn't it strange that all people are different flesh colors?" -@MalJNew
Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android