Maybe this incident will finish McGivern off. Don't think his ticker can withstand another outage.

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:26:39 AM from Twitter for Android

I could've at least fixed the fuckin problem in my sleep instead of our fucking system being down for hours

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:25:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Let me just reiterate the severity: Got up, turned on my light and computer, put in my VPN pin+token id. Went back to bed. Woke up confused.

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:19:22 AM from Twitter for Android

I think I just sleep-worked on production... Woke up to 20 mins worth of alerts, light on and my VPN was connected. THE FUCK

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:10:44 AM from Twitter for Android

I have an unhealthy obsession with Jennifer Lawrence

Sunday, January 12, 2014 07:41:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Been out drinking since like 11am. Am I a pussy if I just wanna go home and chill the most?

Saturday, January 11, 2014 08:09:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I waited on Joan Jett. She had a Jameson neat.

Saturday, January 11, 2014 04:08:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Stripes are so hot. I ruin girls wearing stripes

Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:42:09 PM from Twitter for Android

"It was just jimmy page's birthday. Let's do a shot for him my page" -Santino

Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:35:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Foo Fighters and whiskey at Watering. Legit + Netta

Saturday, January 11, 2014 03:31:32 PM from Twitter for Android

In NEwwww Yprkkkkkkk. Concrete jungle where trains never get you where you need to go. There's smoke conditions and delaysssssssssssss

Saturday, January 11, 2014 02:10:52 PM from Twitter for Android

"I got hit by a car once. It was my friend. As a joke. It wasn't fun" -Santino

Saturday, January 11, 2014 01:39:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Saturday, January 11, 2014 01:15:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm just the happiest. @MalJNew

Saturday, January 11, 2014 01:00:35 PM from Twitter for Android

"Isn't it strange that all people are different flesh colors?" -@MalJNew

Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android