@XtinaSchelin YOU CRAY GURRRRRLLLLLLLL
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:55:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 better than the MTA son
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:44:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:43:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @XtinaSchelin: These fuckers keep up with the flashing lights, Imma go over there with the tiiiniest hammer and break each of them, whil…
Friday, January 24, 2014 11:40:52 AM from Twitter Web Client
Its cool though. I turned it around. If not I'd drop dead of a heart attack at 35
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:19:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Its like 12 out and I've been walking for 20 mins. No hat. No gloves. Not even cold. Fuckin psycho
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:12:34 PM from Twitter for Android
And FUCK the fucking MTA http://t.co/9mN7A2Iqbb
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:02:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I feel like all I do in this god forsaken city is stand in ducking crowds on fucking trains. New York sucks
Thursday, January 23, 2014 08:59:59 PM from Twitter for Android
The MTA took 30 years off my life
Thursday, January 23, 2014 08:51:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Bullshit in, bullshit out... Mad, so my script will contain asinine comments: #pantiesinabunchoverconfigfiles http://t.co/I4VSfuMuCL
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:37:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
Google auto pushed a totally busted version of Chrome Canary that doesn't even start. Idiots. https://t.co/kEPgrkpLKD
Thursday, January 23, 2014 11:25:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Our VP of Engineering needs to stop being a fucking pussy and sucking our client's dick.
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:58:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
Okay, @maljnew stole my tablet and tweeted that. Although I cannot confirm nor deny the last statement
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:54:42 AM from Twitter for Android
One time I pooped my pants. Man it was so cool.
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:49:37 AM from Twitter for Android