I'd be slightly jealous that @BarstoolJJ is on a bender, but I'm three deep at the bar on lunch.
Friday, January 17, 2014 02:15:01 PM from Twitter for Android
McGivern you fuckin waste. Your out of office is a joke http://t.co/Qyh2BvDpOZ
Friday, January 17, 2014 11:12:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Can't wait for this Broken Bells album to drop
Friday, January 17, 2014 09:35:46 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bald eagle eyebrows
Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:22:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Those are what I call dick wrecking boots
Thursday, January 16, 2014 06:37:32 PM from Twitter for Android
"This is your lobby command station. A fire alarm was activated due to a smoke condition. It is a false alarm" #assholes
Thursday, January 16, 2014 12:14:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
If you wear shorts and a winter coat on the subway in January, you're a certified psychopath. #serialkiller http://t.co/atjhQUmEaK
Thursday, January 16, 2014 10:21:03 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: It's 2014 - Facebook Has Absolutely No Useful Purpose Anymore http://t.co/LniH3kM8sT
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:39:08 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Had to change my tiled fuck you background to something darker because it looked way too white. Much better
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:22:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
The fuck. Twitter desktop site redesign is whack
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:15:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: I hear the 4,5,6 line is real pleasant tonight. For sure not.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 08:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu ...said no one ever, except this clown.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 08:12:46 PM from Twitter for Android
LETS MIGRATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING DRUPAL INSTANCE FROM A DEBIAN BASED OS TO CENTOS IN <1 DAY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE
Tuesday, January 14, 2014 07:07:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Tsk tsk. Project managers... All they do is break engineers' balls and set unrealistic expectations ;)
Tuesday, January 14, 2014 03:53:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
WHOA. Facebook developer console changed SO much since I last used it
Tuesday, January 14, 2014 03:52:05 PM from Twitter Web Client