Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

fuck this shit. ima go play in the snow

Rollout sucked, rollback caused an outage, IT guy has some girly high school drama with me. what a great day

Gatsby themed holiday party BLOWS. How am I supposed to compete with overachievers who look like they just left the Boardwalk Empire set?

Blasting some RATM when you're pissed off is one of the best things possible

FRONT END TEAM: SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL OF YOU

Literally played Traffic Racer on the shitter for 20 minutes. #mailtime CC: @SonicBlur23

Look at these fucking suits. Might as well CUNCEL DA holiday party... We're not a startup anymore, Toto. http://t.co/aG2bsX33hx

@__JLu no because I'm leaving this shithole in a year or so and then I'll be okay

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

It's official. I'm gonna drop dead of a heart attack at 35 because I'm a hyper, negative, lazy out of shape Type A personailty asshole.

I'm gonna punch someone in the face today

It's bullshit that our snowstorm turned to rain. It's like 28 degrees.. Gonna be icy as a motherfucker out there...

The degenerate family returned... Wonderful

So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening?

Awww snow on Christmas morning. I need that shit.

Ya don't kill a tarantula with a crowbar ya dumbass