The YouTube mobile app is a piece of shit. Uploaded a video I took normally (not vertical) uploaded it on my phone, and it uploaded vertical

Saturday, December 21, 2013 02:46:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Wow. I thought grand central was bad? Penn sucks a dick

Friday, December 20, 2013 05:59:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Penn Station is hot as balls

Friday, December 20, 2013 05:51:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Bob Johnson, owner of eatadick .info 1075 N. Benson Rd. Hahahhahaha

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, December 20, 2013 05:14:30 PM from Twitter for Android

MTA alert emails really need to stop changing up their abbreviations. Messing with my Gmail Filters. Brooklyn = Bklyn OR BRKLYN OR BKLN.

Friday, December 20, 2013 04:04:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Out server naming conventions can eat a dick. How am I supposed to know the difference between PSSS1QA and PSSIS1QA?

Friday, December 20, 2013 04:04:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: These are great license plates. Not good. Great #YeahJeets RT @afeintesti: What do y'all think about the new plates? http:…

Friday, December 20, 2013 03:14:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

This emergency bullshit call is making me miss my 2PM meeting... AT THE BAR

Friday, December 20, 2013 02:01:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe, shut the fuck up.

Friday, December 20, 2013 01:31:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

This dude Gabe is SO annoying. He knows it all. He'll overhear you talking, chime in and his way is better. #fuckoff

Friday, December 20, 2013 12:38:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Colin is still talking. Shut up

Friday, December 20, 2013 12:15:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin, shut the fuck up.

Friday, December 20, 2013 12:07:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

0 sympathy for this family whatsoever. You're rich anyway shut the fuck up you crazy bible nutjobs and respect people http://t.co/d1ScQrV2a8

Friday, December 20, 2013 10:05:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our new UX director looks like a stiff. Guy needs a couple of drinks to loosen up

Friday, December 20, 2013 09:59:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Boss has a bottle of Elija Craig on his desk and I'm tempted to have some to cure my cold. Don't care that it's 9:45am

Friday, December 20, 2013 09:45:44 AM from Twitter Web Client