Gonna change Gabe's title to "Knows it all"
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 09:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
Steve, I just sat down you stupid cunt. Get the fuck away from me
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 08:53:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
Android needs to lose the problem where it becomes slow as fuck while apps are updating or installing
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 09:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Now I need to figure out why this cuntish software doesn't compile
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 07:43:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Everything sucks a dick
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 06:47:57 PM from Twitter for Android
No kidding. Guy's a fuckin asshole. (But so were the other choices): http://t.co/NnVe92ABS2
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 02:15:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's snowing! http://t.co/LHCpnZmQ4a
Shit and corruption
Monday, December 09, 2013 07:09:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Random thought: Wish I could turn my desk into a drumset
Monday, December 09, 2013 05:27:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers
Monday, December 09, 2013 05:26:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew
Monday, December 09, 2013 02:57:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
These wasabi almonds are blowing my mouth. #mouthfireworks
Sunday, December 08, 2013 10:07:34 PM from Twitter for Android
So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work
Sunday, December 08, 2013 09:41:37 PM from Twitter for Android
I can't think of an original tweet today. I just keep retweeting @BarstoolJJ 's shit because I fully agree
Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:31:12 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: I'm throwing a sweatpants party today. 20people coming over for football and food all day but not sweats no admission.
Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:29:10 PM from Twitter for Android