I GOTTA watch that mob movie. Shame it's not real. I'd probably like it better than Casino.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:23:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Buzz's 3 reasons... A, 2 and D... Dumbass

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:21:24 AM from Twitter for Android

You guys come back, I'll be ready!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:18:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Herb?! Is this toothbrush ADA approved?

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:14:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Grow a pair Kevin. I know you're 7 but aftershave doesn't burn that bad. Also, way to fuck up Buzz's shelves. Guy deserved it.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:10:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Smart kid, Kevin... You can't trust the fuckin PO-lice. I wouldn't answer the door either.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:08:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Crisis intervention cop is such a douchebag.. Keep eating that donut bro.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:06:47 AM from Twitter for Android

My boys dad down the block was a landscaper and had that same blue Dodge Ram. Such a sketch vehicle.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:03:12 AM from Twitter for Android

I wish I could sled ride down my stairs, out my front door and onto my lawn too! So tight!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 01:00:35 AM from Twitter for Android

1, 2, 10!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:57:55 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @nyJULZmd Buzz! Your girlfriend.. woof!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:57:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Kevin...You are such a disease!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:55:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastards leave for Europe without closing the garage? Come on!!!

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:54:54 AM from Twitter for Android

They're all in first class? Pretentious pricks... Can't even remember their own son.

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:52:38 AM from Twitter for Android

When I was a kid, my first plane ride was post Home Alone. I wondered why we didn't have to rush. It was b/c my family's not degenerates

Sunday, December 15, 2013 12:51:05 AM from Twitter for Android