My lock screen tho #sex #boobies http://t.co/1kGtyoXZ0S
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:51:06 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to 'Ving, you guys.
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:45:11 PM from Twitter for Android
A legit tortoise just popped a squat on the train next to me. #thefuck
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 05:42:36 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of fuckin asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when the end one's open? (Jeans, dirty white Nikes w/ a red swoosh)
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 02:39:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Did I break my integration?
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 03:28:59 AM from Twitter for Android
I see Christopher Huntley still has a hard on for Drupal: http://t.co/reZ7yeru0b @GadsdenMarc @michellemm22 @__JLu
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 12:22:22 AM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu o shit. Didn't realize this. I will now animate axelrod going to town on the ladies.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 07:19:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu understood. I've found no easy way besides online tools to make gifs. Adobe included imagready w/ Photoshop cs2, but discontinued it
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 07:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu Flash is so 2003
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 07:00:06 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 03:22:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
One of my mercurial comments on a checkin told a client to get their lives together
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 01:08:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, since it never snows in NYC, I turned my 3rd monitor into a CSS3 snow animation @ Booker http://t.co/sow2kKR7jk
I need a puppy
Monday, November 25, 2013 08:22:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux
Monday, November 25, 2013 03:26:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
How am I actually supposed to get work done if fucking people stand at my desk and ask questions or chat all day?
Monday, November 25, 2013 11:59:45 AM from Twitter for Android