Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Whoever smoked weed in this bathroom knows what's up

"This bartender gets so many get out of jail free cards that I wanna snack her down a notch" -Colin

"I just want to tell you that you have a great ass" @MalJNew to the bartender who actually dies have a great ass. #nohomo

"I'm gonna stop drinking soon..."-me "Is that urgent or important?"-Colin GUY'S TIGHT

Got funny looks chugging a pitcher of beer in the office, you guys

I'm getting hammered tonight

maljnew got me this beagle ornament in 2011 http://t.co/g67TWWuzAY

Just made fun of Perl. Offended all the old dudes....

the fact that I memorized all the aspnet_regiis.exe switches demonstrates to me that I deal with too much bullshit

My desk setup (and Stein hard at work...) http://t.co/RaYafax9lZ

Working at this company on this software combined with the shithole of Lower Manhattan and tourists... I need anger management

K now that I'm coherent again, this Twitter Android app update sucks a dick

New blog post: Pet Peeve: Elevator Door Close Buttons http://t.co/OOzonxyJVW

Wordpress updates always scare me because of the potential to break my twitter app. Does this work?

99 stupid ass bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
patch one down, compile it around
117 bugs in the code
(via @XtinaSchelin)