Shit and corruption

Monday, December 09, 2013 07:09:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Random thought: Wish I could turn my desk into a drumset

Monday, December 09, 2013 05:27:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tell these Beauteeze skanks to stop assraping my API. 500 calls per minute? Cache. Jokers

Monday, December 09, 2013 05:26:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just had a legit "Happy Monday" lunch with my favorite @MalJNew

Monday, December 09, 2013 02:57:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

These wasabi almonds are blowing my mouth. #mouthfireworks

Sunday, December 08, 2013 10:07:34 PM from Twitter for Android

So I heard the USB 3.1 spec is supposed to have reversible connectors. #copyingapple About time. USB cables have 3 sides- 2 that don't work

Sunday, December 08, 2013 09:41:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't think of an original tweet today. I just keep retweeting @BarstoolJJ 's shit because I fully agree

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:31:12 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: I'm throwing a sweatpants party today. 20people coming over for football and food all day but not sweats no admission.

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:29:10 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: Too old to be at Libation

Sunday, December 08, 2013 10:11:53 AM from Twitter for Android

We're so dumb.....

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:09:40 AM from Twitter for Android

"Did I just chirp?" -@MalJNew

Sunday, December 08, 2013 02:08:15 AM from Twitter for Android

No, not excited to go to fuckin Newark. Buy a one way ticket there and it thinks I'm going there. For sure not. http://t.co/41b88yvYaX

Thursday, December 05, 2013 09:46:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS

Thursday, December 05, 2013 12:28:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Guys... Vaginas make more sense than boxes" OH LAWD

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 11:28:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Deaf air bangulars

Wednesday, December 04, 2013 11:24:07 PM from Twitter for Android