I'm gonna run train on this buffet

Saturday, November 09, 2013 05:52:37 PM from Twitter for Android

A wise guy's always right. Even when he's wrong, he's right.

Saturday, November 09, 2013 11:46:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

This shit is tight: http://t.co/Az48j0Nzul

Thursday, November 07, 2013 10:39:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon deal

Thursday, November 07, 2013 02:14:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon all black everything

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:53:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Just had a great idea for a band. Sad lyrics but very upbeat and happy. #mindfuck

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android

How'd I yack up like 4 beers? I'm such a pussy

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:04:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Growlers is the whitest. Especially for tuckahoe

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 10:22:12 PM from Twitter for Android

How many fucking times do I need to tell these people I know it all. Just argued with my boss about something for 5 minutes and I was right

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 04:58:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

I look like an 80s porn star with this stache #Movember

Wednesday, November 06, 2013 12:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just called a sombrero a piñerito. #cray

Tuesday, November 05, 2013 09:29:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Google doodle today is basically a giant cock

Tuesday, November 05, 2013 09:59:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin COCKSUCKER has some nerve to tell me how to roll out my software at 12:34AM if he's not going to actually do anything

Monday, November 04, 2013 07:24:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

McGivern. Eat a fucking dick

Monday, November 04, 2013 03:31:04 PM from Twitter for Android