Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Been playing with the Foursquare API. I can now check in to work from the command line or script it. I usually forget to from my phone

Cleveland and Tampa Bay winning. If the Yanks lose, they'll be 4 GB in the wild card, so they're finished. Cuncel NY sports for 2013

This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY

Watching the Rivera ceremony on my DVR. I miss all the old guys from the late 90s and early 2000s.

I mean, KFC is a funny ass writer, but he can eat a bag of dicks for this tweet: https://t.co/wgPCc3OAfm

Polly wants a cracker

This country can suck my dick http://t.co/VfAqYUhxcr

@kerbear88 I was on a rush hour 4 to 125th st and almost had a nervous breakdown. I could bike faster

"What'd I name the Chinese place in my phone? ... Oh yeah! Amanda Baker" - @MalJNew

"I'm gonna bring us some Hpnotiq and Goldschläger"

"This is like a Jew fro moustache"

My favorite tool is a needle nose pliers pliers. Legit can do anything with it. What's yours (besides my dick)?

First time touching Drupal modules and permissions since 2010... SUCKS. "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" -Chris Huntley @__JLu @GadsdenMarc

41 mins and counting waiting on fuckin suit approval to reboot a server that will have no impact on anything. Used to make the call myself

Working at a startup (well maybe we're not anymore), this is a fascinating read about Google's early days: http://t.co/XQdmxpT71F