Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Welp. Accidentally just screamed DANGER at the top of my lungs at a bouncer... Oops

Christ, @Lennon. Way to sneak up on me and interrupt my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram browsing. Thought the system crashed or it was my boss.

Fuckin 95% CPU all day on our DB, fuckin deadlocks. Jesus Christ...

RT @BarstoolJJ: Eat 2 dicks “@KFCBarstool: NOTHING better than a Mariano blown save”

Edgar: "I need more white friends" #ShitNoOneSays

How awesome would it be if Putin just sucker punched Obama in the face? Fuckin Putin is an animal

Time Waner is the absolute worst. Can't even go one night without the brand new modem needing to be reset

@ky9 But I don't like the software on the HTC One or GS4.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

@ky9 I love it but if you wait a bit, you can customize its colors and the price will drop. Other good ones are the Galaxy S4 or HTC One

In reply to @ky9's tweet

I love Jewish holidays on the grounds that my train is deserted

You go to clown school? You go to CLOWN SCHOOL??? I call your mutha!!! @Colithika

Might have to pull the trigger and do a bulimic on this BK I just ate.... Trust me. I'll feel better.

Hands down best feature of the moto x is when you pull it out of your pocket and the screen turns on a d there's an unlock gestute

Drinking sucks balls. I could totally replace it with.... Something else