Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Google voice sucks the d at transcribing messages http://t.co/b3U19WtkHZ

If money smells bad then this n** biggie stinkin

DLK would be spinning in his empty office at the direction this company is going in

I'm 90% sure this fancy looking Asian businessman smells like weed and has an eighth on him. 90% sure...

Beastie Boys are on at the bar... I'm taking a shot for DLK

I hope I'm not on on call right now... #booker may be experiencing issues. But I'm with bud light and picklebacks, son

RT @KFCBarstool: If the Government shuts down, I'm shutting down too. No fucking way people should have to work if the government isn't. Am…

I'm also gassier than Gaurav, except I don't rip ass loudly at my desk or walk around in circles creepily while methane dissipates

I'm legit tallying the number of times Steve Lo comes to my desk. We're at 7 times for the day so far.

I correlate the fact that I tweet much less and fewer batshit tweets to me no longer being a raging alcoholic.

Just got an email from the CTO that today is the last day of the month. I'm going to promote you to CEO, Obvious Solutions, LLC.

New blog post: Moto X: No Jawbone Up Support? No Problem (Workaround) http://bit.ly/1eT8aTR

You can do amazing things with curl. APIs are legitimate

My clothes need the most febreeze..........

I'm boombastic