Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik

Thursday, August 29, 2013 06:09:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure

Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:13:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face

Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sorry, but Marcy Playground's first album is absolutely phenominal #90s

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:14:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

@KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street.

In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet

Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag

Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:33:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Rackspace Cloud couldn't recover our slice after a host machine failure. I didn't have an image. Jesus fucking Christ.

Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:30:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:11:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have a dreamcast! http://t.co/s41iDawszw

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:08:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Protip: The RackSpace Cloud sucks balls. Do not use it

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 03:57:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

#positivetweets

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:06:53 AM from Twitter for Android

The a/c in this train is phenominal

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:06:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Upgraded my gnex to 4.3. Works grand

Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Windows 98 was more stable than our system

Tuesday, August 27, 2013 08:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android