Gaurav's screensaver is blowing my mind right now. Fuckin acid trip tunnel sex magik
Thursday, August 29, 2013 06:09:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Why would these dumb ass bitches install SQL Server reporting services on a fucking web server? Another thing for me to reconfigure
Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:13:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
It looks like I have a fuckin smallpox scab on my face
Thursday, August 29, 2013 04:03:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but Marcy Playground's first album is absolutely phenominal #90s
Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:14:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
@KeriAHarrison I take it one step further. I elbow check, walk into, push and/or yell at assholes who can't walk RIGHT on the street.
Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:29:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin pineapple juice leaked all over my clothes in my bag
Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:26:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO
Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:33:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Rackspace Cloud couldn't recover our slice after a host machine failure. I didn't have an image. Jesus fucking Christ.
Thursday, August 29, 2013 01:30:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:11:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
I have a dreamcast! http://t.co/s41iDawszw
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:08:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Protip: The RackSpace Cloud sucks balls. Do not use it
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 03:57:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
The a/c in this train is phenominal
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:06:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Upgraded my gnex to 4.3. Works grand
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 09:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin Windows 98 was more stable than our system
Tuesday, August 27, 2013 08:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android