"Come on Vinny.. We're gonna Eiffel tower Elise" -me

Friday, September 13, 2013 08:22:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Yep. $100 on vodka red bulls. What are yes gonna do

Friday, September 13, 2013 08:14:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin autocorrect

Friday, September 13, 2013 08:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on. It's the docking iron horse. Anything goes here. Don't give me shit for pissing in the girls room

Friday, September 13, 2013 07:43:51 PM from Twitter for Android

This place is gonna be a problem #IronHorseNYC

Friday, September 13, 2013 07:42:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Where's Antonia? I need her grinding my dick stat

Friday, September 13, 2013 07:11:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Stein grabbed a beer. I told him I had to catch up "Yeah but this is my first one... Well, I had a 6-pack at lunch"

Friday, September 13, 2013 05:45:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm getting drunk tonight and playing some steel drums

Friday, September 13, 2013 05:27:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

What's the over/under I get hepatitis at the Iron Horse tonight?

Friday, September 13, 2013 02:41:10 PM from Twitter for Android

She's a creature of the dark. Better than the light. She should meet people in the dark

Friday, September 13, 2013 01:21:11 AM from Twitter for Android

My legs are like fuck you man, I'm the most relaxed

Friday, September 13, 2013 01:10:39 AM from Twitter for Android

@KeriAHarrison he's gonna suck balls tonight.

In reply to @KeriAHarrison's tweet

Thursday, September 12, 2013 03:26:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Had to take my wallet out of my back pocket. It was so fat with hundos, it was detracting from my ass struttin' abilities #douchebagtweet

Thursday, September 12, 2013 09:58:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel da Jeter

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 05:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter."

Wednesday, September 11, 2013 01:40:38 PM from Twitter Web Client