Just blocked event invites on Facebook from Becky Karen Meza on the grounds that I don't give a fuck about your 5000 fitness events
I'm the gayest for steel drums
Thursday, August 22, 2013 08:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Whoever's got the herbs up in this bitch. Sheeeeeit
Thursday, August 22, 2013 07:11:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Cheeseburger in paradise bitches
Thursday, August 22, 2013 06:08:01 PM from Twitter for Android
¿En los jorts?
Thursday, August 22, 2013 05:06:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of this old stud mackin it on the grannies http://t.co/M6xnhpZRWw
Thursday, August 22, 2013 04:57:33 PM from Twitter for Android
My reaction to motherfuckers who disagree with how I run the build system http://t.co/Tq018XWyK0
Thursday, August 22, 2013 02:21:52 PM from Twitter for Android
BS. I'm fat & the least calm RT @uberfacts People who remain calm in stressful situations tend to have higher rates of depression &obesity
Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:24:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. Kids on the train. SHUT THE FUCK UP
Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:22:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
8AM rollout on my day off
Thursday, August 22, 2013 08:48:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
Going to Boston for like one night. My mom gives me a surgical mask to bring. THE FUCK.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 09:53:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just found out the George Washington Bridge cuts through Manhattan. Mind. Blown.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 09:52:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Is it fall yet?
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 07:22:51 PM from Twitter for Android
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 05:53:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Spoiler alert: 95% of this week's Dexter was sexual tension and him banging Hannah. 5% were actual plot events
Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:53:59 PM from Twitter for Android