Whoever dropped a deuce in this office shitter stuck out not only the whole bathroom, but the whole corridor leading up to the bathroom
Tuesday, August 06, 2013 06:14:35 PM from Twitter for Android
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead
Tuesday, August 06, 2013 05:09:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi
Monday, August 05, 2013 05:43:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Our database makes me want to shake a bitch
Monday, August 05, 2013 05:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office?
Did they suspend ARod yet?
The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5
BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof.
Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids.
Monday, August 05, 2013 09:06:20 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA
Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Hated that dude since day 1. @keith_connors what does deuce think now son
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck arod
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm coming worse than Arod and I don't even do steroids
Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs
Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android