Whoever dropped a deuce in this office shitter stuck out not only the whole bathroom, but the whole corridor leading up to the bathroom

Tuesday, August 06, 2013 06:14:35 PM from Twitter for Android

The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead

Tuesday, August 06, 2013 05:09:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi

Monday, August 05, 2013 05:43:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Our database makes me want to shake a bitch

Monday, August 05, 2013 05:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office?

Monday, August 05, 2013 04:59:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Did they suspend ARod yet?

Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

The fact that my feeble fantasy team beat Simmons this week w/ 3 people on the DL set active is absolutely ludicrous. @Onethirdof3x5

Monday, August 05, 2013 11:10:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

BoobSpace invited me to a private yacht party and I can't make it because I'm at a conference. Woof.

Monday, August 05, 2013 10:41:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Woman. There is no reason for your stroller and five kids to take up the whole subway platform. have fewer kids.

Monday, August 05, 2013 09:06:20 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Get the Fuck Off My Team: Phil Hughes Edition http://bit.ly/14XN2BA

Monday, August 05, 2013 12:56:21 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Hated that dude since day 1. @keith_connors what does deuce think now son

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck arod

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm coming worse than Arod and I don't even do steroids

Saturday, August 03, 2013 06:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract

Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sucking the fattest dick in darts. The mover would be disappointed in me. #worsethanarodintheplayoffs

Saturday, August 03, 2013 05:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android