@__JLu It's Android, bro. The struggle is real. Don't have that iOS7 fancy
@__JLu Android's come a long way. 4.3 and beyond is unreal. iOS7 looks good though. I'm just too tied to the Google ecosystem
@__JLu Also, starting in 4.3, they added TRIM, so devices won't get slow as hell over time: http://t.co/MKJ6iikmo0
On strike until my Moto X is in my hand #myphoneisapieceofshit
You're officially a douche if you spell Tom "Thom" and Jeff "Geoff"
so fucking pissed off right now
How fucking stupid is India, spending 6 months surveying planets thinking they were spy planes. Christ! http://t.co/38AzxN3Umy
I'm puzzled as to why the Catholic Church decided to hold World Youth Day in Rio. Isn't the point of Rio to tap wild assed Brazilian sluts?
my phone just autocorrected sexter to Dexter
Probably Booker employees RT @uberfacts People are more likely to commit suicide on Monday than any other day of the week.
Words cannot even describe how much of a foul mood I've switched to the second I walked on the train to get to this fucking shithole
Someone please kill Joe Steins cats he has at home. I'm allergic as fuck to his clothing.
6 trains are actually pulling into the stations faster than this slow assed 4 I'm on. #nevergettingtowork
RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel da career for Alex Rodriguez.
Lisa: its like a strap on thing you can pee with
2013 Yankees are cuncelled