These farting motherfuckers left without saying bye? What a bunch of assholes.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android

"I'm a little short on cash this week so if you don't want me to open my mouth, you better be taking me to a a steak dinner"

Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:02:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm am SO doing Creed karaoke later.... 🎵🎵SHOULDVE BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNING🎵🎵

Saturday, August 17, 2013 03:11:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Props to the 1993 Chevy Lumina van rockin the club on the steering wheel. You know that's the hot ride to steal these days.

Saturday, August 17, 2013 12:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android

It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened.

Friday, August 16, 2013 03:54:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever

Friday, August 16, 2013 01:04:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

@dannyrob88 You're a dick.

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Friday, August 16, 2013 10:10:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

this guy can officially go fuck himself

Friday, August 16, 2013 09:30:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

LudaChristmas

Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:47:30 PM from Twitter for Android

BSB I want it that way music video on at the bar. Reminds me if me and @SonicBlur23 in the car

Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:19:04 PM from Twitter for Android

SSIS Configuration makes me want to OD on xanax

Thursday, August 15, 2013 05:18:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

First you want me to get to the point. Now you want me to be a little more clear? Now you're deaded and get NOTHING from me today.

Thursday, August 15, 2013 10:39:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ. Please explain to me how this image got uploaded to a production webserver in the web root? http://t.co/iQ8zVQihzS

Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:25:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam LOL. Jered. Jeff Weaver got caught smoking in a plane bathrooms while trying to bang flight attendants

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 09:33:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's 2013. If you autoplay music on your corporate website, you deserve to go out of business. This is neither 2001 nor MySpace

Wednesday, August 14, 2013 09:31:25 PM from Twitter Web Client