These farting motherfuckers left without saying bye? What a bunch of assholes.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'm a little short on cash this week so if you don't want me to open my mouth, you better be taking me to a a steak dinner"
Saturday, August 17, 2013 04:02:59 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm am SO doing Creed karaoke later.... 🎵🎵SHOULDVE BEEN DEAD ON A SUNDAY MORNING🎵🎵
Saturday, August 17, 2013 03:11:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Props to the 1993 Chevy Lumina van rockin the club on the steering wheel. You know that's the hot ride to steal these days.
Saturday, August 17, 2013 12:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android
It's beer o'clock in the office. I don't want any. What the fuck happened.
Gonna try something new. Something just happened that usually would have caused me to rage or get even. I'm going to just be like whatever
@dannyrob88 You're a dick.
this guy can officially go fuck himself
LudaChristmas
Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:47:30 PM from Twitter for Android
BSB I want it that way music video on at the bar. Reminds me if me and @SonicBlur23 in the car
Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:19:04 PM from Twitter for Android
SSIS Configuration makes me want to OD on xanax
Thursday, August 15, 2013 05:18:35 PM from Twitter Web Client
First you want me to get to the point. Now you want me to be a little more clear? Now you're deaded and get NOTHING from me today.
Thursday, August 15, 2013 10:39:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ. Please explain to me how this image got uploaded to a production webserver in the web root? http://t.co/iQ8zVQihzS
Thursday, August 15, 2013 09:25:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam LOL. Jered. Jeff Weaver got caught smoking in a plane bathrooms while trying to bang flight attendants
Wednesday, August 14, 2013 09:33:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's 2013. If you autoplay music on your corporate website, you deserve to go out of business. This is neither 2001 nor MySpace
Wednesday, August 14, 2013 09:31:25 PM from Twitter Web Client