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Monday, August 12, 2013 10:11:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone stop quoting Breaking Bad. You're not cool.

Monday, August 12, 2013 01:25:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

A chick biting her lip is like "hey we need to fuck right now" right?

Saturday, August 10, 2013 07:16:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Presidente

Saturday, August 10, 2013 06:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal is all ratchet

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Mr. Boombastic

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:41:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:33:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Bau cured my hiccups

Saturday, August 10, 2013 03:10:36 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin happy birffday xtina, my favorite script kiddie!!! #python #.net

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Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:19:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal's so smart looking in glasses. I'd bang her.

Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Girl u look good when you back that app up

Saturday, August 10, 2013 02:15:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Lotta cookies here

Saturday, August 10, 2013 01:26:52 PM from Twitter for Android

pregaming shit is the worst. Almost peed myself you guys

Saturday, August 10, 2013 01:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android

RHYTHM IS A DANCERR

Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:14:41 PM from Twitter for Android

90s techno and champagne. LA Bouche, Amber, Mr.President, Quad City DJs,Technotronic... I'm the straightest...

Saturday, August 10, 2013 12:03:41 PM from Twitter for Android