Entennmann's cake. Made with REAL walnuts. As opposed to fake ones... http://t.co/TMfqSLc0Dv
Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:48:56 AM from Twitter for Android
The Yankees suck a mean dick. I mean, if you go 1-16 with RISP and led twice in the bottom 9th and x-inning on the rd, you deserve to lose
Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:15:26 AM from Twitter for Android
As @lennon once retweeted: The less you care, the happier you'll be #whydoievenbother
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:00:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's really funny. I go home and try to do extra work to get ahead, and actually can't do anything because I'm blocked by everyone's bulshit
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 09:59:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOKER AND CASEY SPAIN http://t.co/ox8QSCTXhW
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 09:55:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
@ky9 Any of the newest Droids, or wait for a Moto X or HTC One. I am going Moto X for the software, but it's not the fastest, spec-wise
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 08:06:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
The story of my life with this piece of shit phone: no internet http://t.co/KNo53qIHf1
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 07:05:42 PM from Twitter for Android
redis 127.0.0.1:6381> get FUCKS_GIVEN
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Wednesday, August 07, 2013 03:45:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck yourself. For being an asshole, you get no productivity for me today. I won't do a fucking thing
Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:45:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Whoever dropped a deuce in this office shitter stuck out not only the whole bathroom, but the whole corridor leading up to the bathroom
Tuesday, August 06, 2013 06:14:35 PM from Twitter for Android
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead
Tuesday, August 06, 2013 05:09:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: MLB Is a Fucking Joke http://bit.ly/14eqroi
Monday, August 05, 2013 05:43:50 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Our database makes me want to shake a bitch
Monday, August 05, 2013 05:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Valid question/annoyance. How come 9 times out of 10, 3/3 shitters are in use in this fucking office?
Did they suspend ARod yet?