I mean, I was going to go to bed before 1, but after watching the season 5 Finale of Nurse Jackie, I rewatched the pilot. Damn that was good

Thursday, June 27, 2013 03:04:53 AM from Twitter for Android

@teixeiramark25 you're a pussy. 100% guaranteed to get injured every year. Get off my team.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:20:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe…

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:03:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: Between Hernandez, filibusters, the gays, and Arod, twitter may break today. If Nelson Mandela kicks the bucket, it will 1…

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 02:41:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: "chrome + iframes + stylish == festering rat cock"

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 01:34:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Meanwhile in Russia :/ ... #USA!!!!!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:30:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Motorola X Phone? Y U NO ON VERIZON?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:21:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

What should my 10,000th tweet be, you guys?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:58:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Looking at all the news and bullshit going on as of late, why hasn't anyone realized this country fuckin sucks and you're not actually free?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 08:10:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Night, biddies

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 02:01:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin @arod. Steinbrenner must be spinning in his grave. #waste #getthefuckoffmyteam

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:47:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Probably a 70% chance I have IBS. #justsayin

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:41:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. My man crush Dave Roberson has a Twitter? Fuckin a. #nextyearscloser @DRob30

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sleepy

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 08:47:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@MarkAbsher I wish Verizon would focus on smartphones that don't suck instead of this robotic Droid bullshit.

In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet

Monday, June 24, 2013 01:05:23 PM from Twitter Web Client