This devil mother fucker made me spill his beer on the pool table. Fuckin waste of $7
Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:31:44 PM from Twitter for Android
My own prison is on. #creed. #hatethebandlovethesong
Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:12:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Freddy: "can I get a giant all beef hot dog?"
Thursday, July 18, 2013 07:24:33 PM from Twitter for Android
ok so not only did I kick their keg upstairs, I went back to my desk and Stein told me I smelled like a brewery
Pitcher 2: The irony is that I'm brining this beer to the meeting I got thrown out of yesterday.
Thursday, July 18, 2013 05:13:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Direct order from my boss: "Go upstairs and get us a pitcher of beer for the meeting"
Thursday, July 18, 2013 04:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Just got thrown out of a meeting
Wednesday, July 17, 2013 04:08:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool
But why hasn't the Motorola X been announced yet?
Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:52:50 PM from Twitter Web Client
@XtinaSchelin Immediately make Eric leave his vacation to fix this.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:51:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d
To the dumb bitch who ran into a blind woman with a guide dog in Grand Central... I hope you get run over by a train.
harvey is a fuckin boss: http://t.co/a3hJpYU5dO
Lots of conversation about #Dexter happening on #GetGlue http://t.co/qAVF9Z9ylS
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit