This devil mother fucker made me spill his beer on the pool table. Fuckin waste of $7

Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:31:44 PM from Twitter for Android

My own prison is on. #creed. #hatethebandlovethesong

Thursday, July 18, 2013 08:12:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Freddy: "can I get a giant all beef hot dog?"

Thursday, July 18, 2013 07:24:33 PM from Twitter for Android

ok so not only did I kick their keg upstairs, I went back to my desk and Stein told me I smelled like a brewery

Thursday, July 18, 2013 06:10:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pitcher 2: The irony is that I'm brining this beer to the meeting I got thrown out of yesterday.

Thursday, July 18, 2013 05:13:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Direct order from my boss: "Go upstairs and get us a pitcher of beer for the meeting"

Thursday, July 18, 2013 04:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Just got thrown out of a meeting

Wednesday, July 17, 2013 04:08:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

“Dude remember that time you fucked like 40 strippers and your wife still said you were an amazing husband? You motherfucker.” @KFCBarstool

Wednesday, July 17, 2013 03:11:22 PM from Buffer

But why hasn't the Motorola X been announced yet?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:52:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

@XtinaSchelin Immediately make Eric leave his vacation to fix this.

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Wednesday, July 17, 2013 12:51:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d

Tuesday, July 16, 2013 09:52:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

To the dumb bitch who ran into a blind woman with a guide dog in Grand Central... I hope you get run over by a train.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013 07:57:14 AM from Twitter for Android

harvey is a fuckin boss: http://t.co/a3hJpYU5dO

Tuesday, July 16, 2013 01:10:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Lots of conversation about #Dexter happening on #GetGlue http://t.co/qAVF9Z9ylS

Monday, July 15, 2013 09:51:18 PM from GetGlue.com

@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 16, 2013 01:11:38 AM from Twitter Web Client