DevOpsJoe: "Is scary when production corporate site is patch and reboot take more than three minute on cloud server"

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:18:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon?

Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@BadPointer you stepped on xlib

Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. The Yankees are bad

Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:46:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I need my bed

Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:27:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row.

Thursday, June 20, 2013 10:18:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus fucking Christ Eric, you useless cunt. Stop fuckin badgering me with idiotic questions

Thursday, June 20, 2013 07:09:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watchin Winnie the pooh. Someone give Eeyore a joint or some shit. Jesus

Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:43:00 AM from Twitter for Android

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Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:32:46 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 tell him to eat a bag of dicks

Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:12:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol that looks cool

Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:48:44 AM from Twitter for Android

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Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:47:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: don't let Lennon and Antonia bite both ur nips at the same time. But its hot

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew I said are you gonna be my girl

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:38:10 PM from Twitter for Android