Singing 90s techno with the Product Manager

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:19:34 PM from Twitter for Android

http://drinkinggames.booker.com/taboo

Friday, July 12, 2013 08:13:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Friday, July 12, 2013 07:48:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Our intern is batshit and awesome. Love it.

Friday, July 12, 2013 07:47:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez"

Friday, July 12, 2013 05:52:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me

Friday, July 12, 2013 05:43:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses

Friday, July 12, 2013 12:31:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tweet 9992...

Friday, July 12, 2013 11:34:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray

Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000

Friday, July 12, 2013 02:09:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wasn't aware of #SharkNado tonight. My life is now over.

Friday, July 12, 2013 01:52:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus...

Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

WILL HAVE NEW PHONE BY SEPTEMBER #MotoX: http://t.co/qoo23ul22C

Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:05:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ Dave Robertson, you twitter slut. Unfollowing!

Thursday, July 11, 2013 05:26:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that.

Thursday, July 11, 2013 03:36:21 PM from Twitter Web Client