Singing 90s techno with the Product Manager
@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker
Our intern is batshit and awesome. Love it.
Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez"
Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me
This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses
Tweet 9992...
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray
I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000
Wasn't aware of #SharkNado tonight. My life is now over.
We hope Verizon doesn't fuck up the launch like the Galaxy Nexus...
WILL HAVE NEW PHONE BY SEPTEMBER #MotoX: http://t.co/qoo23ul22C
Jesus Christ Dave Robertson, you twitter slut. Unfollowing!
Thursday, July 11, 2013 05:26:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I've un-deaded my company. See, simple things can turn my "fuck off attitude" positive. Glad they realized that.