Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow and call Eric a cuntmunch

Yo. Had a draft of a tweet that made no sense. Don't even know what I was trying to say

Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck

Mad po po in this station. Safe. Yeahhhhh buddy

Julissa was like "GIOOOO how'd you get that tan" and I was like "Went to Vegas bro"

@KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck.

So drunk I tried to throw my cup into a speaker instead of a garbage can

I'm legit scared at what my tab's gonna be at this clip joint assed place. But: #yolo #bdayweekend

Gio: "I only give 6s and 7s. Everybody passes"

@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway

freshmen girls: Your mouth can't get pregnant

It's bullshit that the keg is kicked on my floor and I have to trek up to 19. CEO caught me carrying 2 pitchers down the stairs #WHATEVER

Its totes not 97, but I still hate the heat