John: "You're going to Hawaii with us... We're all gonna hold hands and drop a deuce in a volcano."
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 03:34:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'd like to know why there are three motherfuckers in all 3 of the stalls, and why our office is so jeesco
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:13:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Mad Jeesco http://t.co/hROTT98Rc3
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 09:37:12 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Mystery! Spread its cloak across the sky.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 07:57:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Our HR director? Uncool, super serious, all business, follows rules by the book. Her assistant? A cray. CRAY. Friended me on FB @ 12AM
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:37:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
"Been to better McDonalds in the hood. Line 10 miles long. Not only do I fear for my li..." @ McDonald's: http://4sq.com/1a2wKNX #foursquare
Xtina: "I will inject poison into your brain and suck it out your nose"
Also, these stumble in property balls are like feathers. Lemmie get a real one
Raul's playing the shittiest ass rules in beer pong. Obscure. He BLEW. What kind of guys blow. Guys finger son
Just ordered a bunch of strippers for Derick's Birthday (@ Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/16aE5bH
I'm listening to Glycerine (Acoustic) (Live) by Bush on Pandora #WINNING #EARSEX http://t.co/iYDYbDUgN9
#pandora
I wish the fucking intern wouldn't steal my nerf gun
This is a test tweet with a url in it: http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV
The only thing that would make this story more awesome would be if the chick murdered him Dexter style: http://t.co/OJfpMMvT1e