You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right?
@kerbear88 fuckin shithole
New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d
Thursday, May 23, 2013 03:57:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Our VP of finance has the hots for me. Not sure how I feel about this since she has a son my age...
@thomaswood touche.
Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew
Somehow, it always comes down to this http://t.co/K1DhHxwMi8
Yo. I'm all about ripping ass, but putting charcol in your pants is way too far: http://t.co/VPo0xMexbp
Finally, the MTA has done something right. AC on full blast. It's an ice cube in here and I LOVE it!
@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century.
Can you believe this fuckin guy legit left me on my own for this maintenance?
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (85 others checked-in) http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network
Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse