I can do the Robert Plant falsetto like a boss. Get at me bitches

Saturday, June 08, 2013 06:02:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I possibly smell just as bad as Swati or Khodaja right now....

Saturday, June 08, 2013 06:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein lives!

Friday, June 07, 2013 12:32:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

AMBER ALERT. WHERE IN NYC IS JOE STEIN? Gonna have to go on a manhunt

Friday, June 07, 2013 12:19:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not sure how I feel about becoming the Foursquare Mayor of Burger King

Friday, June 07, 2013 09:49:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just got a skype from @MalJNew: http://t.co/1hUq1j8yZs

Friday, June 07, 2013 09:12:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wasted right now. Couldn't figure out how to get off the escalator

Friday, June 07, 2013 08:57:19 AM from Twitter for Android

I think I'm still drunk

Friday, June 07, 2013 08:10:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Big screen TVs, blunts, and bitches

Thursday, June 06, 2013 09:43:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Stein's a fuckin baller

Thursday, June 06, 2013 09:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Management will tell you: Money isn't the key to happiness. But that's bullshit because they've got money already"

Thursday, June 06, 2013 09:31:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew way to smoke joker. U missed two shots

Thursday, June 06, 2013 09:06:27 PM from Twitter for Android

cray bitches https://t.co/3HwcLimxNa

Thursday, June 06, 2013 08:25:48 PM from Vine for Android

Joe Stein is a fuckin baller

Thursday, June 06, 2013 08:16:23 PM from Twitter for Android

"Yo. Were going to down the hatch. So uh. Be there or be a dick"

Thursday, June 06, 2013 07:43:27 PM from Twitter for Android