The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon?
Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@BadPointer you stepped on xlib
Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol. The Yankees are bad
Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:46:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I need my bed
Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row.
Jesus fucking Christ Eric, you useless cunt. Stop fuckin badgering me with idiotic questions
I'm watchin Winnie the pooh. Someone give Eeyore a joint or some shit. Jesus
Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:43:00 AM from Twitter for Android
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Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:32:46 AM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 tell him to eat a bag of dicks
Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:12:41 AM from Twitter for Android
Lol that looks cool
Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:48:44 AM from Twitter for Android
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Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:47:50 AM from Twitter for Android
Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Protip: don't let Lennon and Antonia bite both ur nips at the same time. But its hot
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew I said are you gonna be my girl
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:38:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm doing fireballs in honor of James Gandolfini. #TonySoprano #KillerKane
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:30:35 PM from Twitter for Android