OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:58:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:57:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:39:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:34:15 AM from Twitter for Android

My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:24:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Murrrrrrrica kinda sucks: http://t.co/xhwAWVi3i6

Monday, June 03, 2013 12:43:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid

Sunday, June 02, 2013 06:12:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins

Sunday, June 02, 2013 03:18:14 PM from Twitter for Android

The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF

Sunday, June 02, 2013 02:47:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal just posted bullshit on my twitter. I'm changing my phone passcode

Sunday, June 02, 2013 02:05:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Just ate a bag of dicks...delicious.

Sunday, June 02, 2013 01:59:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I think an old chick just started grinding me

Sunday, June 02, 2013 01:33:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. The suns coming up

Sunday, June 02, 2013 04:46:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Quiggs ass looks Luke a bag of wet furs

Sunday, June 02, 2013 03:12:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Pimp Juice!!!!!

Sunday, June 02, 2013 02:46:36 AM from Twitter for Android