Derick: "Balls is where they come from"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:48:32 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over under Cisco banged Alena when she was visiting us from Kiev?

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:44:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: Breastchester

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:26:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:18:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit.

Thursday, May 16, 2013 05:05:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booker: Crashy McCrasherson

Thursday, May 16, 2013 03:33:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Smelly QA girl: Stop telling me when builds fail. I am alerted immediately and don't need your input. K thx

Thursday, May 16, 2013 02:59:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Where the fuck is my frontend team?

Thursday, May 16, 2013 02:54:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

They got me a ThinkPad for work. Love me a clit mouse http://t.co/w2uUcMF0q4 (For real, It's so much better than a touchpad)

Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:33:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone's Skype status is "I'm coming for you, BlackBerry Z10" Dude needs to re-evaluate his life... Blackberries were cool in like 2006

Thursday, May 16, 2013 09:18:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel da Hughes

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 09:56:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android

In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:03:57 PM from Twitter for Android

What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 05:06:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:54:17 PM from Twitter for Android