Derick: "Balls is where they come from"
What's the over under Cisco banged Alena when she was visiting us from Kiev?
Derick: Breastchester
Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy"
Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit.
Booker: Crashy McCrasherson
Smelly QA girl: Stop telling me when builds fail. I am alerted immediately and don't need your input. K thx
Where the fuck is my frontend team?
They got me a ThinkPad for work. Love me a clit mouse http://t.co/w2uUcMF0q4 (For real, It's so much better than a touchpad)
Someone's Skype status is "I'm coming for you, BlackBerry Z10" Dude needs to re-evaluate his life... Blackberries were cool in like 2006
Cuncel da Hughes
get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android
In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:03:57 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04
I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party