OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create
What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj
OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling
Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit
My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up
Murrrrrrrica kinda sucks: http://t.co/xhwAWVi3i6
What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid
Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins
The girls in the Cohen's Fashion Optical subway ads are absolutely DTF
Mal just posted bullshit on my twitter. I'm changing my phone passcode
Just ate a bag of dicks...delicious.
I think an old chick just started grinding me
Dude. The suns coming up
Quiggs ass looks Luke a bag of wet furs
Pimp Juice!!!!!