Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch"
Happy Mother's Day all you mothers.
My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale."
Dude who just got off this train is 100% Draco Malfoy.
@kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time
We don't need no MetroCard we taking cabs home cabs cabs home
Ordered a Philly cheasesteak.. Was nom. Then I ordered sliders. I'm a fatty
Me to C.J... "she loooooves meat"
I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit
I think my tolerance is through the roof. Because I can drink all day and never feel hammered
I want Woody's in my mouth
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick
Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again.
Some dude just took a picture of three dudes at the urinal in the passed. Wtf
"Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel