RT @DadBoner: If you think Kate Upton is "fat," then we're not friends anymore. Why? 'Cause you suck and you're stupid and you hate Amer ...

Friday, March 08, 2013 04:52:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Just played the illest ping pong game with Hughlon. Turned into LOBBY PONG. Where we were spiking ping pong balls across the lobby. SICK

Friday, March 08, 2013 03:45:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Haven't been good lately about tweeting (except when im like out of my mind). Gonna try to be my old ridiculous assed self again

Friday, March 08, 2013 03:06:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game

Friday, March 08, 2013 03:02:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sluts are always interested in taken dudes. It's how life goes.

Friday, March 08, 2013 02:54:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

BULLSHIT RT @UberFacts Men are more interested in dating women who are taken while women are more likely to respect a man’s relationship.

Friday, March 08, 2013 02:54:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Random observation is that Polina's tits are way too big for her stick body.

Friday, March 08, 2013 11:42:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus fucking Christ, James. Go take a mother fucking English class. We hire these stupid fucks? http://t.co/G85KbD0vpF

Friday, March 08, 2013 09:11:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

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Friday, March 08, 2013 12:00:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

This article perfectly sums up what is wrong with Android: http://t.co/l6iMav8T8v

Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:51:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260

Thursday, March 07, 2013 08:44:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Fucking Christ, George. Will you turn off the fucking heat on this train? Its probably 86 in here, not exaggerating

Thursday, March 07, 2013 07:48:21 PM from Twitter for Android

a real gangsta ass n** plays his cards right

Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:42:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

My elbow is fuckin weird, dude.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:50:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Fritz is a rockstar.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:13:31 PM from Twitter for Android