I'm nerding out about metro.css with Xtina. METRO IS PRETTY
Friday, February 01, 2013 11:41:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
buy me nevermind on vinyl cunts
Friday, February 01, 2013 11:13:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
Wouldn't mind being this drumset so Dave can bang me http://t.co/HgoNRJy
Friday, February 01, 2013 02:15:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
"All the dust you breathe is probably centuries of billions of decomposed bodies"
Friday, February 01, 2013 12:07:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Just got mad and the string cheese. Slightly flustered tonight
Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:52:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Also @ Booker for ♥ month RT @FairfieldU Don't forget that tomorrow is Fairfield Friday. Wear red to show your Fairfield pride! #StagNation
Thursday, January 31, 2013 04:40:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Daniel keeps forgetting to give me permission to access something that he's requiring me to complete by today, even though I reminded him 3x
Thursday, January 31, 2013 01:09:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
Mind. Blown. http://t.co/gS8ZxTY
Thursday, January 31, 2013 11:25:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm wearing a T-shirt, sweatpants and dress shoes. The fuck...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:22:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Might shake a bitch
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 05:29:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm too fucking good for this place. die.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 05:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:22:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
PRO. FUCKING. TIP: IF YOUR APP HAS AN API, RATE LIMIT IT YOU CUNTS SO PARTNERS DON'T CRASH THE SYSTEM EVERY 2.5 MINUTES Fuckin amatuer hour
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:21:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
"BURN IT ALL DOWN AND PISS ON THE ASHES" - Xtina
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:54:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: You've Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me... Stairway Drills? http://bit.ly/Wfgsvx
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 09:45:19 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog