When I have my millions I'm fuckin buying the watering hole. And I might open a gay bar in Astoria. They need one. It would make bank.
Saturday, March 02, 2013 01:06:44 AM from Twitter for Android
For the first time ever, someone else is leaking ass at this bar. Not that i do that in public. Might puke.
Saturday, March 02, 2013 01:01:35 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew just caught me looking at myself in the mirror. I mean. I'm fuckin hot. And a narcissist. #blowme if you don't like it
Saturday, March 02, 2013 12:38:06 AM from Twitter for Android
Great crowd at Watering tonight
The chef at the Watering Hole reminds me of Chalky White
Yo Scott. Sorry I falsely accused you of dropping acid last time we were at Dakota
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose.
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose.
I am not a fan of anything today
This dudes breath smells like a rotting fetus corpse.
Thursday, February 28, 2013 07:31:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Niraj just asked me if I was hungover, based on just looks.
Thursday, February 28, 2013 09:33:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
But he's cool and yeah buddy!!!!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:41 PM from Twitter for Android
My new boss is the coolest bestest gayest. No wonder @MalJNew adored him instantly. He acted less gay in his interview than he actually was.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm actually in awe at how fucking bad Manhattan is still destroyed by Sandy. I'm by the seaport. Place is fucked. Had no clue
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 09:56:25 PM from Twitter for Android