Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys.
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering.
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops
Monday, January 21, 2013 01:13:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
You think I'd get a fucking "thanks" for moving all that data over the weekend for these biddies
Monday, January 21, 2013 10:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 no
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:35:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pockets is a weenie head
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:34:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
My tweets from last year were CRAY http://t.co/rQ83By8
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:21:19 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Lennon we should be off. Especially in honor of juicy black asses
Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:05:43 PM from Twitter for Android
What other suckers are working tomorrow?
Sunday, January 20, 2013 10:31:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Mover is dapper tonight.
Sunday, January 20, 2013 05:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android
In love with this record http://t.co/3fTs1cu
I just unlocked the "16 Candles" badge on @foursquare! Hip hip hooray! http://4sq.com/VTH31c
Fuckin construction everywhere. Fuckin bums. Fuckin inferior transit. Fuck NYC. Fuckin shithole
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:38:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Tuck your stomach in you fucking slob. It looks like a fuckin ass crack
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android
There's too many fuckin bums in this city ever since Giulianni left and stopped having them killed.
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:36:21 PM from Twitter for Android