Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys.

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering.

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops

Monday, January 21, 2013 01:13:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

You think I'd get a fucking "thanks" for moving all that data over the weekend for these biddies

Monday, January 21, 2013 10:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 no

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:35:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pockets is a weenie head

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:34:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

My tweets from last year were CRAY http://t.co/rQ83By8

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:21:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon we should be off. Especially in honor of juicy black asses

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:05:43 PM from Twitter for Android

What other suckers are working tomorrow?

Sunday, January 20, 2013 10:31:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Mover is dapper tonight.

Sunday, January 20, 2013 05:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android

In love with this record http://t.co/3fTs1cu

Sunday, January 20, 2013 05:08:21 PM from Instagram

I just unlocked the "16 Candles" badge on @foursquare! Hip hip hooray! http://4sq.com/VTH31c

Sunday, January 20, 2013 05:01:13 PM from foursquare

Fuckin construction everywhere. Fuckin bums. Fuckin inferior transit. Fuck NYC. Fuckin shithole

Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:38:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Tuck your stomach in you fucking slob. It looks like a fuckin ass crack

Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android

There's too many fuckin bums in this city ever since Giulianni left and stopped having them killed.

Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:36:21 PM from Twitter for Android