Y'all know me as a certified ass man, but I mean... Boobs are cool too.

Sunday, February 10, 2013 01:09:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky

Saturday, February 09, 2013 02:14:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I make a mean hot chocolate #marshmallows #whippedcream #cinnamon #booker http://t.co/7kPDLb2

Friday, February 08, 2013 10:48:08 PM from Instagram

Anyone wanna have blizzard sex?

Friday, February 08, 2013 02:58:21 PM from Twitter for Android

They refuse to buy me compressed air, so I used a CO2 fire extinguisher to dust my keyboard. Got evil looks from the COO. Not evil. Awesome

Friday, February 08, 2013 11:36:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our account manager at RackSpace is a smokeshow

Friday, February 08, 2013 11:11:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a crazy ass bitch

Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

The most meat is stuck in my teeth right now

Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:19:42 PM from Twitter for Android

"I fucked ya teeth last night. Deal with it."

Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:03:16 PM from Twitter for Android

"NO! You don't claim an underground gambling ring on your W2!!!!!"

Thursday, February 07, 2013 10:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: "who needs a build bot when we have joe?"

Thursday, February 07, 2013 06:46:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch

Thursday, February 07, 2013 05:10:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just reached Level 3 of the "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different burger joints! http://4sq.com/YWUMXQ

Thursday, February 07, 2013 02:25:57 PM from foursquare

Also, twats

Thursday, February 07, 2013 12:50:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I accidentally the database

Thursday, February 07, 2013 09:46:45 AM from Twitter for Android