Y'all know me as a certified ass man, but I mean... Boobs are cool too.
Sunday, February 10, 2013 01:09:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky
Saturday, February 09, 2013 02:14:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I make a mean hot chocolate #marshmallows #whippedcream #cinnamon #booker http://t.co/7kPDLb2
Anyone wanna have blizzard sex?
Friday, February 08, 2013 02:58:21 PM from Twitter for Android
They refuse to buy me compressed air, so I used a CO2 fire extinguisher to dust my keyboard. Got evil looks from the COO. Not evil. Awesome
Friday, February 08, 2013 11:36:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
Our account manager at RackSpace is a smokeshow
Friday, February 08, 2013 11:11:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm a crazy ass bitch
Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
The most meat is stuck in my teeth right now
Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:19:42 PM from Twitter for Android
"I fucked ya teeth last night. Deal with it."
Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:03:16 PM from Twitter for Android
"NO! You don't claim an underground gambling ring on your W2!!!!!"
Thursday, February 07, 2013 10:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina: "who needs a build bot when we have joe?"
Thursday, February 07, 2013 06:46:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch
Thursday, February 07, 2013 05:10:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just reached Level 3 of the "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different burger joints! http://4sq.com/YWUMXQ
Also, twats
Thursday, February 07, 2013 12:50:38 PM from Twitter for Android
I accidentally the database
Thursday, February 07, 2013 09:46:45 AM from Twitter for Android