Too drunk for this fucking build and release shit

Friday, January 18, 2013 05:49:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

pretty sure they poured a couple of bottles of grain into this keg. It's strong as fuck

Friday, January 18, 2013 05:09:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

DAT GUITAR SOLO. (Mike McCready, teach me the ways!)

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:40:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

I will probably jack off to pearl jam's ten spinning on my turntable. Hurry up and ship, bitches

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:21:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo. Lemme get another beer?

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:16:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Forgot my access card for the building. Lobby guy called me out for signing in as Broseph (I considered signing in as Barack Obama first)

Friday, January 18, 2013 02:56:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

This beer's going the fuck down smooth

Friday, January 18, 2013 02:36:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Suck 12 dicks, cunts

Friday, January 18, 2013 02:24:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Hughlon is my homeboy

Friday, January 18, 2013 01:04:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Sam... What's Nate's title? I just referred to him as our report dude." -@maljnew

Friday, January 18, 2013 12:45:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh and i'l hitting the keg at 3:30

Friday, January 18, 2013 12:37:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

I dare you to motivate me to work today. Will be reading barstool until youse fuckers realize how much of a big deal I am.

Friday, January 18, 2013 12:37:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin Ukraine.. It's Friday night already for them!

Friday, January 18, 2013 12:14:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Let me get more of that waffle. Shit was banging. @MalJNew

Friday, January 18, 2013 10:54:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Let's get shitfaced tonight and make poor decisions

Friday, January 18, 2013 10:45:44 AM from Twitter for Android