Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

90s Alternative Pandora is my fucking jam #sundayfunday

@Lennon but I'm struttin better tonight. So I'm better than him

@Lennon you just tweeted at dem jeans

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

New business venture idea: I might invest in opening a gay bar in Astoria.

If you die first, can I play with your small intestines?

"I'll leave her tip. And I'll give her a little tip. I'm going straight" SEE. I called it!

I'd eat chicken... Live

Mikey's got a touch of the straight for our waitress. Its hysterical.

Based on @Colithika and @waspito's tweets last night, they had an awesome time in L.A (in the a)

Shiiiiiiit. Hey Arnold is on

The mom told me to shut the fuck up and raised the TV volume because I was talking during Access Hollywood. Deading her until Tuesday.

RT @Frankalankster: It's okay to drink more than you should so long as it's less than you could.

🎶Mucho gusto. Me llamo Kwabi. I'm horner than Dan Chandre. And if you wanna get popped in your knee just, that look off your bati face🎵

Welp... My out of office eautoresponder said "I'll be out of the office January 2611" whoops

welp... Meant to say real hardo security guy... not hard security guy. Big difference. Got yelled t for wearing a coat.