Fucking out of it... Just told the devs I don't pay attention to our chief system architect.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013 09:08:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

This just blew my mind: hg tip --template "{rev}({node|short})"

Monday, January 28, 2013 01:14:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey writes some backwards assed shit code

Monday, January 28, 2013 12:36:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo Cranston, your daughter is 18, right?

Sunday, January 27, 2013 09:18:24 PM from Twitter for Android

My lungs hurt

Sunday, January 27, 2013 08:57:41 PM from Twitter for Android

The Mover, regarding Tina Fey: "Those tits are half out"

Sunday, January 27, 2013 08:28:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Get drunk and put on Banana Phone at the barrrrr. Many times. Duh

Saturday, January 26, 2013 05:54:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Bang bang http://t.co/JeXi0xg

Saturday, January 26, 2013 04:22:34 PM from Instagram

Haven't been sober since Thursday night

Saturday, January 26, 2013 03:51:28 PM from Twitter for Android

"At 6:30 let's fuck this place up" -Yuri

Saturday, January 26, 2013 02:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android

We must be over the rainbow!!

Saturday, January 26, 2013 01:47:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm so above you
And it's plain to see ya drunk drunken idk suck it

Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:04:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon suck it lennon

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:08:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Awwwww. I love the gays. They're so cute and friendly

Thursday, January 24, 2013 09:48:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Like seriously Mals. Put those away before I titty fuck you at the bar

Thursday, January 24, 2013 09:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android