Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Mikey's got a touch of the straight for our waitress. Its hysterical.

Based on @Colithika and @waspito's tweets last night, they had an awesome time in L.A (in the a)

Shiiiiiiit. Hey Arnold is on

The mom told me to shut the fuck up and raised the TV volume because I was talking during Access Hollywood. Deading her until Tuesday.

RT @Frankalankster: It's okay to drink more than you should so long as it's less than you could.

🎶Mucho gusto. Me llamo Kwabi. I'm horner than Dan Chandre. And if you wanna get popped in your knee just, that look off your bati face🎵

Welp... My out of office eautoresponder said "I'll be out of the office January 2611" whoops

welp... Meant to say real hardo security guy... not hard security guy. Big difference. Got yelled t for wearing a coat.

Real hard security guard over at the library in the Botanical Gardens

I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL

On the 4 in the BX. DAT fried chicken smell.

"Either that, or I'd put some titties on there." Gotta love Reddit http://t.co/YTGOVT0

Me: "I think we need a scrlling marquee" Xtina: "I think we need a cork for your speaking hole"

Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier.

Pretty sure that our automation engineer in the Ukraine is actually @DEVOPS_BORAT Very nice!