Gabe's got a slice of pizza at 10:30AM and I think I need pizza now

Friday, December 28, 2012 10:31:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin TK is back? Well this sucks balls. So good in her absence

Friday, December 28, 2012 09:00:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I smell like Rudy's....... Jeez

Friday, December 28, 2012 07:44:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Can't even spell or type

Friday, December 28, 2012 02:09:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Pretty sire I was air drumming my balls off

Friday, December 28, 2012 02:09:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Fat fuck.. Why'd I go to fuckin McDonalds. drunk motherfucker

Friday, December 28, 2012 02:07:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh shit. I just burped McDonalds... Fuck. I went to McDonalds?

Friday, December 28, 2012 02:06:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son

Friday, December 28, 2012 01:27:55 AM from Twitter for Android

This dude needs some mother fuckin chicken nuggets son

Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:09:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Ordered another vodka red bull @RockNationRadio isn't pleased

Thursday, December 27, 2012 10:03:58 PM from Twitter for Android

And when you lose control. You reap the harvest you have sewn

Thursday, December 27, 2012 09:39:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin sausage fest I'm at. How the fuck is the guys pisser line like 4x longer than the womens

Thursday, December 27, 2012 09:10:51 PM from Twitter for Android

🎶🎶"Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland awayyyyyyyyy" 🎵🎵

Thursday, December 27, 2012 08:59:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Ice cold in here and I love it

Thursday, December 27, 2012 08:40:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Made the mistake of seeing a pink Floyd cover band without a fat blunt

Thursday, December 27, 2012 08:14:29 PM from Twitter for Android