There's my two week notice right there. Next week I'm here. The week after is the rest of my vacation days. Fuckin enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 04:30:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Derick: "He's Fake GoDaddy. He's JoeDaddy"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 03:49:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Firefox is a piece of shit

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 02:54:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yeah just raise all the fuckin shit. Make it $600, I don't give a fuck #MTA

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:29:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is it that cat people are fucking obsessed about their cats and taking in strays and talking about them nonstop. Fuck cats. #dogsson

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:16:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

James asked Sam if he could work from home Friday because there's going to be a major earthquake #craycray

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 09:28:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

I want to bang you dirty.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 10:27:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Tits. Out.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 09:35:04 PM from Twitter for Android

About time these POlice write mother fuckin tickets for these homeless wastes

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 09:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Just realized Ashling is rocking hoops like a black girl. Didn't even notice

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 08:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Bang bang bang

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 08:42:52 PM from Twitter for Android

The ice on the glass

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 08:30:15 PM from Twitter for Android

"Apartment: shitshow. Salesforce: clean" -Alisa

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 07:34:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Sam. If Friday is the end of the world, can I come in high?"

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 04:42:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Be proud!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 02:25:07 PM from Twitter for Android