Jesus fucking Christ. One line has a goddamn broken rail and the other one they told me to take instead has fuckin signal problems

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:25:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken rail your fucking cunts

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android

You should fucking tell people there are no R trains at Cortlandt St shitheads. 2 uptown Ns in 30 minutes. #fuckdoipayyoufor @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:55:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid fucks. Get more reliable. @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:50:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Waiting for an uptown R at Cortlandt St and after 15 minutes, an N shows up. This entire city and MTA can eat my dick. #nevergettinghome

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:46:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Angels on the sideline
Baffled and confused

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 06:48:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Engineer to me yesterday after I lost it: "It's ok. I'm used to talking people down. I have two daughters"

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 10:15:31 AM from Twitter for Android

There's a female "manspreading" on the subway right now. Way to go with the terminology, MTA.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:45:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Mood https://t.co/Z0yOGKFBzi

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:42:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 #Dory2016

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 12:09:07 AM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu #pen15 testers

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 08:09:45 PM from Twitter for Android

They gave our pen testers domain admin access and the security idiots are wondering why they hacked everything. #fuckingidiots

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 05:38:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shit is ABOUT to go down here at work...

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:43:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Fucking Christ, Kisha. How god damn dumb are you? You've been asking the same questions for 1.5 years and don't learn anything

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:00:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Aliens built them and put some device inside, duh. https://t.co/B42VXJHb6L

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 08:25:47 AM from Twitter for Android