Sick customer your fuckin ass. Get the asshole off the train and move along.
Friday, September 04, 2015 04:11:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin MTA. Legit my last day in this city before vacation & they're being miserable cunts just turning fuckin local trains express
Friday, September 04, 2015 04:07:08 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway why would you take a queens bound R train at queens plaza and turn it express? Rude.
Friday, September 04, 2015 04:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got a 10am with my VP and I usually roll in at like 10:30 son. #welpshit
Friday, September 04, 2015 12:06:44 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @sadserver: the first stage of deployment is "denial"
Thursday, September 03, 2015 10:50:43 PM from Twitter for Android
OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop
Thursday, September 03, 2015 05:27:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
These cocksucking consultants in India just paged my oncall because a fucking dev environment was down. #die
Thursday, September 03, 2015 05:11:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:51 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway 59th st
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:21 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway WHY were there 5 Queens bound N/Q trains in a row? Some of us need the R.
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:34:44 PM from Twitter for Android
The internet on the west coast is all jacked right now
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 01:40:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, the @MTA sucks 12 dicks. Reliable service, cunts http://t.co/YTEeweBFjd
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 12:37:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping
Tuesday, September 01, 2015 05:41:23 PM from Twitter Web Client