Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This meandering motherfucker needs to pick a lane to walk in and get out of my way.

Cuncel da Giants. Cuncel da Eli. Too bad, because the NFC East is weak this year.

Someone needs to tape this asshole's mouth shut until she starves to death https://t.co/WsjvnNmu60

Just noticed now my background image on Twitter was missing. Supposedly, they removed background color and images in JULY. Asshats

Fuckin FiOS always goes down in the middle of the night

WAIT A SEC. Doesn't the MTA put like huge disclaimers on Arab political shit ads? Wtf is this then? https://t.co/nD0v0rMxZG

SURPRISE. Foo Fighter's St. Ceclia EP dropped and is phenomenal! And they gave it away digitally for free. Buying this on vinyl STAT.

All of the MTA sucks a dick. Metro North 15 mins late, now the 4/5 is traipsing along at 5mph. Cunts.

Fuck Apple for their "lives photo" marketing scheme. It's a goddamn glorified video.

Fuck you too bitch

@__JLu of course he says they're fake and they're not duh

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Coworkers going away party; everyone's scared shitless I'm leaving next. Didn't buy a drink all night. They just keep handing them to me

Yo @Cisco, you really need to get rid of the @java @anyconnect web browser auto detection. It never works and I can just run the installer.

Ohhh for fucks sake