Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Guy operating this 5 train has gotta be shitfaced. Way to hard brake and accelerate every 3 seconds like an asshole

Going to try to move a server from our office to our Colo datacenter via Uber... Lets see how that works out...

Sourceforge is such a 90s piece of shit with ads and spyware. Need to report a bug to a dev and it's impossible. What idiots still use SF?

I feel like this log file is yelling at me. It sternly told me what to not do next time... https://t.co/TYZBBvhRQs

One more strike, Family

@ky9 So positive, I like it! Wouldn't happen to be Twitter inspired eh? We go alllll the way back on Twitter. #OG

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Although I'm not a Mets fan. Mad feels for you guys. I remember '09 like yesterday and how fun it was

Like the time I blackout called my grandparents in the Bronx and talked for 20 mins about the Yankees in '09 and had no clue the next day

Nah son, he's coming to the Yankees next year https://t.co/lyLzIUF0Ws

My cabbies hammered

RT @KFCBarstool: I need a Bartolo postseason at bat more than anything in the world.

I'd pay cash money to see 'Tolo go wild and pounce on top of a mets pile

What kind of real sick (awesome) fuck decided on Youtube Music Red for a product name? Sounds familiar to some other website...

NO, QA manager. I won't re-test the shit you send to our outsourced consultants who are idiots. Hire smarter people.