I want a hot dog

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:29:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da winter

Sunday, December 13, 2015 10:42:04 AM from Twitter for Android

This SantaCon is going to be awesome on the grounds that it's like 65, so there will be tons of slut Santas and slut elves on the loose.

Saturday, December 12, 2015 01:44:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Problem with kids today is that they're not watching Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Thursday, December 10, 2015 09:44:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Pluto's pretty sweet https://t.co/wi2onGzFQp

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:08:31 PM from Twitter for Android

We're unwrapping Vinny's present now

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Actual work email. Quote of the year. https://t.co/lCfcjMU1IW

Thursday, December 10, 2015 12:37:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just called out a VP for booking a 2016 planning meeting over a thank you lunch scheduled already. Doesn't the fuckin guy check free times?

Thursday, December 10, 2015 10:33:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Good service your mother's asshole @NYCTSubway https://t.co/pzIiFVVaUW

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:13:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Why you send 2 Queens R trains in a row @ 59th st and then 10 more mins for the next overcrowded Q? @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:13:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel New York City. I hate it. Get me out of here. Fucking shithole.

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:10:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously. Two days in a row with the R running like asshole: getting stuck for 20 mins; diverting to the M line. Fuckouttahea #MTA

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:09:24 PM from Twitter for Android

The entire N/Q/R line sucks 12 dicks @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 06:06:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Mastered the art of falling asleep standing up on the subway where my leg starts collapsing and I spazz wake up and scare people.

Wednesday, December 09, 2015 05:56:38 PM from Twitter for Android