Am I going to hell that I'm more excited for Pearl Jam on Sunday than the Pope? #PopeinNYC

Thursday, September 24, 2015 09:08:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shame the Yanks didn't win one for Yogi yesterday

Thursday, September 24, 2015 07:06:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Thank Christ summer is over. Bring on the cold

Wednesday, September 23, 2015 09:07:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

GOD MISERABLE DAMNIT. Just 1 hour after I went on call, just went to bed and I get a motherfucking alert.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015 01:44:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why can't you get a blown save and then a save for re-saving the game?

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 10:48:30 PM from Twitter for Android

How the hell am I supposed to win the world series in fantasy when my boy Miller is blowing saves over here like a joker

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 10:09:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Please always keep tweeting ridic things your students say.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 03:11:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asked Pops to unbox/charge my new phone. He pulled a Tobias Fünke response. #thatswhatshesaid http://t.co/1bLkexg8q6

Tuesday, September 22, 2015 02:48:55 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders http://t.co/6SBCQi3D64

Monday, September 21, 2015 05:53:09 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Yanks should save some of these runs for Toronto

Sunday, September 20, 2015 11:19:52 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets

Sunday, September 20, 2015 10:12:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Sunday, September 20, 2015 08:18:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Need sausage and pep right now

Saturday, September 19, 2015 01:43:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Two antiques just plowed through the karaoke stage

Saturday, September 19, 2015 01:19:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Fully blame the karaoke guy's Mets wallpaper for crashing the karaoke app

Saturday, September 19, 2015 12:15:29 AM from Twitter for Android