The cunt suits I work with. Should they eat a dick?
Thursday, October 29, 2015 08:25:20 PM from Twitter for Android
2. I only wanted to go for 10 mins to say hi because I was in a bad mood. 4 lychee martinis and a shot later.... #fml
Thursday, October 29, 2015 08:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android
1. Went to a friends bday. One of her friends remembered me as "that guy from that hot dog bar" Not sure how I feel about that...
Thursday, October 29, 2015 08:06:27 PM from Twitter for Android
I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years
Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:16:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
These cunts really think they can say no to me? Oh they made a huge mistake.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Enraged at something that happened at work. "Speak softly and carry a big stick..." I will do that. Later, I'll shove it up their fuckin ass
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:35:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just referred to the Google Play Store as the Android Marketplace... The hell is this, 2010?
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:31:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
Poor 'Tolo
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 01:19:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PM from Twitter for Android
They cut back to the Fox video feed and Harvey starts messing up.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:03:37 PM from Twitter for Android
YOU HAD ONE JOB @FOXTV
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 09:35:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Eh you don't need Fox. No one wants to hear Joe Buck
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 09:32:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Here's the problem with buying a carrier backed phone. Not even released yet and they're shipping it with an old os https://t.co/BN6oQFT1gS
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 01:28:55 PM from Twitter for Android
MTA clocks are all an hour back for DST...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 08:44:43 AM from Twitter for Android
Everclear, cunts https://t.co/Va80DHCvrh
Monday, October 26, 2015 10:01:17 PM from Twitter for Android