Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It's not that I'm a fan of the Biebs. It's just that in reality, guy probably has a python.

Someone said the Biebs had a small dick at the bar and I accidentally vehemently defended him.

"Tequila makes my clothes fall off" - @MalJNew

Rumor that Google is removing SMS from Hangouts... Hangouts is a disaster. If they ruin messenger too, I'll be pissed.

It's too fucking hot outside

I still don't get the difference between HBO Go and HBO Now... Why couldn't they just sell subscriptions & login through GO?

"This Warm Winter Bullshit Absolutely Sucks" https://t.co/2Cuq3GdvOT

My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog.

Fucking global warming. Someone put the AC on, its hot as balls in here

You ignorant, science non-believing hick assed motherfuckers... this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard https://t.co/emZXMGFFnm

Lemmie get a hot dog?!

Um. I still want a hot dog really bad and no one is taking me seriously. Or one of those ballpark Primo's sausage and peppers.

Sausage and peppers, ya fuckin cunts https://t.co/g6qZHv2DRI

@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

It's like summer out. Someone barbecue me a hot dog.