Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

What the hell is twitter thinking with this heart? bring the star back!

Yanks dropped clippard whyyyyy?

Jesus fuckin Christ Mets. I'm not even a fan but stop making New York loo like a joke to these farmer midwest assholes

TOLOOO. I should've put on a fat suit and been 'Tolo for Halloween, you guys

Gf is sharing an ear bud with me and just put on Pearl Jam's Ten. #keeper #ballerstatus

I think I told this bitch off too loudly accidentally on purpose for putting her arm in my picture https://t.co/RBJ57XUKEB

Donde esta el tren

I need to slow my role on this thing... Jeez.

You shipped it with an old operating system. Idiots. Where is Marshmallow? Get a Nexus or Moto instead https://t.co/TrOHBSOxzX

How the fuck is your job going? Mine's swell

I told our director of security to "get the fuck out of my face, I don't have time for your noise" today.

And that's gonna be me walking I to the suits office tomorrow. Billy Walsh style

If you don't like it you can suck his fucking cock

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Shit's about to go down at work tomorrow. Mark my words. #vigilante