One of my Dominicans "Yo dawg. Your jacket looks like it's from the Bronx"

Friday, October 02, 2015 06:42:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Metro north is literally going backwards right now #fantastic

Friday, October 02, 2015 08:39:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin iOS 9.1 and their Unicode 8 and skin tone emojis not displaying on Android.

Friday, October 02, 2015 01:44:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is pissing me off. When you do 'git rev-parse HEAD' in windows, it outputs a line break but not in linux. DAFUQ

Thursday, October 01, 2015 04:30:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boy Vinny is an absolute savage.

Monday, September 28, 2015 11:23:33 PM from Twitter for Android

The quality hires continue #onewayvpntunnel

Monday, September 28, 2015 06:06:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

New security guy wants us to set up a one way VPN tunnel. #thereisNOhope

Monday, September 28, 2015 06:06:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Unreal how the Win 8 dictionary/Skype, both MSFT products auto-correct NuGet to nugget

Monday, September 28, 2015 05:09:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

NASA's about to announce.... http://t.co/YQblD27OTF

Monday, September 28, 2015 11:28:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

This guy hasn't shut up since I walked in.

Monday, September 28, 2015 11:03:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Look at the moon, you guys! Eclipse is starting

Sunday, September 27, 2015 09:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Fire hydrants all over Central Park right now for Ed Sheeran

Saturday, September 26, 2015 11:38:40 PM from Twitter for Android

This thing still work?

Saturday, September 26, 2015 06:25:48 PM from Twitter SMS

Yo @MikeMcCreadyPJ, throw me one of your guitar picks later please! #GlobalCitizen #pearljam

Saturday, September 26, 2015 01:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android

This is why you buy Motorola or LG Android Phones. Fuck Samsung http://t.co/xonYtlO0Xi #android #feedly

Friday, September 25, 2015 03:34:52 PM from Twitter Web Client