The @Docent_Steve method of drinking whiskey makes it so painless. #breatheout

Saturday, November 14, 2015 12:53:41 AM from Twitter for Android

This R train conductor is loud, his voice sucks and he needs to shut the fuck up. Guy keeps blabbering in my ear. Too early for your noise.

Friday, November 13, 2015 10:06:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Take 2 with the MTA today. Hopefully without the Bynes-like meltdown

Thursday, November 12, 2015 09:10:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Anyone have any demo work for me to do? I'm in prime condition to take a sledgehammer to shit right now.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:46:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid fucking cocksuckers. Rail breaks on the N/q/R and the M has fuckin signal problems. Get your lives together @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:38:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I hate it. New York fucking is a rat shithole

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:34:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Piece of shit city with piece of shit infrastructure get me the fuck out of here

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:33:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway @MTA cunts

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:27:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I legit can't get the fuck home

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:25:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fucking Christ. One line has a goddamn broken rail and the other one they told me to take instead has fuckin signal problems

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:25:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken rail your fucking cunts

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android

You should fucking tell people there are no R trains at Cortlandt St shitheads. 2 uptown Ns in 30 minutes. #fuckdoipayyoufor @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:55:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Stupid fucks. Get more reliable. @NYCTSubway

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:50:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Waiting for an uptown R at Cortlandt St and after 15 minutes, an N shows up. This entire city and MTA can eat my dick. #nevergettinghome

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 08:46:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Angels on the sideline
Baffled and confused

Wednesday, November 11, 2015 06:48:42 PM from Twitter Web Client