Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

The fucking MTA

Fucking MTA. The minute it's lower than 31.9°, all the fuckin rails break.

Fucking Azure. Making you add a verification cname to every goddamn subdomain you add. Y U NO verify you own the domain with a txt record.

It's currently colder in NYC than the northern tip of Alaska (which is usually -20 or less). #globalwarming

Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit.

I love it when at idiot VP who doesn't understand technology is attempting to be technical in his internal update emails via Comic Sans

LaGuardia Airport really needs to reevaluate the way they handle the taxi dispatch stand.

Spirit is absolutely one of the most absurd airlines ever

I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train
She made me laugh

I think @MalJNew literally broke her ass. I know it's an expression I use a lot, but she may actually have a fractured coccyx.

The fuck happened last night?

Haven't been sober in 2016 yet. Woke up. Threw up a meatball or two and then had a mimosa.

Spirit airlines charges you to fucking sneeze. They can eat a dick

My man crush Paul O'Neill dapper AF this new year's https://t.co/i8YGkE2arp

Welp. Already broke the seal