Pretty sure our director of architecture is a gangster
Thursday, October 15, 2015 08:49:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Said I'd only have a beer at the bar. Had 5 already and counting. Also, #lolmets
Thursday, October 15, 2015 08:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Makes no sense my train is going 2mph when there hasn't been one in front of it for 8 minutes. #whattraffic #mta #cunts
@Fantasy_Mania Commish when his team wins? #maroon5 https://t.co/dsb6JEnD57
Monday, October 12, 2015 01:50:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Anyone else notice that PCs (Windows 8/10) suck balls with Bluetooth devices? Like they rarely connect and always fuck up. Someone fix it.
Monday, October 12, 2015 09:59:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
Lower the fuckin heat on the subways you MTA cunts
Monday, October 12, 2015 08:51:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv
Monday, October 12, 2015 01:03:27 AM from Twitter for Android
False alerts waking me up all night and the primary motherfucker keeps missing them. #cunts #fucksysops
Saturday, October 10, 2015 05:15:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Vinny is now speaking Italian to the cab driver
Friday, October 09, 2015 12:08:43 AM from Twitter for Android
My dude Vinny is destroying this cab driver right now.
Thursday, October 08, 2015 11:58:34 PM from Twitter for Android
YEAHHHHHH NATE. GET. IT. IN http://t.co/gyY9f9iD03
Thursday, October 08, 2015 10:02:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Our new security guy is a cunt. No security dude is reasonable. None of them. Hate them all
Thursday, October 08, 2015 03:07:22 PM from Twitter for Android