Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

"I remember the day Whitney died. I was with you. It's like when JFK died, for older people" -@MichaelShatin

"I hate the smell of a sneeze. It's like arthritis on the tongue" -@MichaelShatin

I pulled the recovery for Scott Wieland

Ima go buy some fine rugs whilst my dude @__JLu is at Cactus Crossfit https://t.co/LbVi0oaj2i

Um. Whoever played Carly Rae Jepsen at the bar on this, the day of Scott Wieland passing is an asshole.

Cue the STP on the jukebox

Just found out from @MalJNew Scott Wieland kicked it. My first reaction "Jesus fucking Christ I knew that'd happen at some point"

I really need to stop telling everyone at work that I'm going to punch everyone in the face

Cheeseburger for breakfast because fuck you, I can.

This meandering motherfucker needs to pick a lane to walk in and get out of my way.

Cuncel da Giants. Cuncel da Eli. Too bad, because the NFC East is weak this year.

Someone needs to tape this asshole's mouth shut until she starves to death https://t.co/WsjvnNmu60

Just noticed now my background image on Twitter was missing. Supposedly, they removed background color and images in JULY. Asshats

Fuckin FiOS always goes down in the middle of the night

WAIT A SEC. Doesn't the MTA put like huge disclaimers on Arab political shit ads? Wtf is this then? https://t.co/nD0v0rMxZG