These fucking idiots are doing an entire .NET build to fix a line of javascript.

Monday, October 26, 2015 11:04:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The MTA Can Blow Me With Their Toll Gates https://t.co/39tODG5UOA

Sunday, October 25, 2015 08:29:15 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Oh I see how it works... Fucking convoluted. If you tick the setting on web, it's different than mobile. Christ Twitter.

Saturday, October 24, 2015 09:52:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

I changed my email, then changed it back. Now it's texting me fuckin verification codes instead of using the app #failwhale

Saturday, October 24, 2015 09:50:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

All my fuckin verification requests go to my old phone, and when I tried to fix it, they're saying my email is unconfirmed. THE FUCK

Saturday, October 24, 2015 09:36:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Twitter is a fuckin piece of shit with the way they handle switching devices and two step login verification.

Saturday, October 24, 2015 09:36:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just imported time in Python. Why can't I import time and manipulate it in real life?

Friday, October 23, 2015 05:04:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

@RMerlinDev Oh, I was confused by the changelog "defaults to 5 (notice) instead of 0 (emergency)" I thought it got more verbose

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Friday, October 23, 2015 04:32:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

@RMerlinDev In 378.56 B1, does the increased logging level use more resources? What number should I set for Warnings and higher?

Friday, October 23, 2015 03:26:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of asshole schedules a 2PM weekly meeting on Fridays. This interferes with my bar run

Friday, October 23, 2015 01:15:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just walked in. Will all you motherfuckers stop talking to me? Christ, I'm not that important.

Friday, October 23, 2015 12:31:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Guy operating this 5 train has gotta be shitfaced. Way to hard brake and accelerate every 3 seconds like an asshole

Friday, October 23, 2015 12:15:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Going to try to move a server from our office to our Colo datacenter via Uber... Lets see how that works out...

Thursday, October 22, 2015 04:12:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sourceforge is such a 90s piece of shit with ads and spyware. Need to report a bug to a dev and it's impossible. What idiots still use SF?

Thursday, October 22, 2015 10:42:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

I feel like this log file is yelling at me. It sternly told me what to not do next time... https://t.co/TYZBBvhRQs

Thursday, October 22, 2015 09:59:35 AM from Twitter Web Client