"This Warm Winter Bullshit Absolutely Sucks" https://t.co/2Cuq3GdvOT

Tuesday, December 15, 2015 08:54:55 PM from Twitter for Android

My eyes are itching from the fucking cat in this apartment and I still don't have my hot dog.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 08:22:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking global warming. Someone put the AC on, its hot as balls in here

Sunday, December 13, 2015 07:42:35 PM from Twitter for Android

You ignorant, science non-believing hick assed motherfuckers... this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard https://t.co/emZXMGFFnm

Sunday, December 13, 2015 07:27:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Lemmie get a hot dog?!

Sunday, December 13, 2015 07:06:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. I still want a hot dog really bad and no one is taking me seriously. Or one of those ballpark Primo's sausage and peppers.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 06:53:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Sausage and peppers, ya fuckin cunts https://t.co/g6qZHv2DRI

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:45:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android

It's like summer out. Someone barbecue me a hot dog.

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:30:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a hot dog

Sunday, December 13, 2015 03:29:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da winter

Sunday, December 13, 2015 10:42:04 AM from Twitter for Android

This SantaCon is going to be awesome on the grounds that it's like 65, so there will be tons of slut Santas and slut elves on the loose.

Saturday, December 12, 2015 01:44:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Problem with kids today is that they're not watching Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Thursday, December 10, 2015 09:44:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Pluto's pretty sweet https://t.co/wi2onGzFQp

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:08:31 PM from Twitter for Android

We're unwrapping Vinny's present now

Thursday, December 10, 2015 08:06:37 PM from Twitter for Android